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13 hours ago, ChronicAndKnuckles said:

Throw Jackson Mahomes in there too while we’re at it 


Maybe JM is the unblemished virgin it needs.  
 

13 hours ago, That's No Moon said:

Confirmation. The pit must be fed. Thanks boys.

 

Also, what do you expect them to say?

 

This is playing right into The Pits need for flesh.  Instead of a fan or two, it now will have a dozen or more sacrifices today!  

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11 hours ago, BillsGuyOutWest said:

In the scenario where the person is killed, do we subsequently win the Super Bowl right after?  If so, then it would not be so much funny….

Settle down. It's way more likely someone gets killed in a car wreck in the way there, or hit by a car.

 

I think everyone understands it's a joke. A chemically enhanced dude fell in there before the joke even started, can't control that.

Posted
14 hours ago, BillsGuyOutWest said:

In the scenario where the person is killed, do we subsequently win the Super Bowl right after?  If so, then it would not be so much funny….


The Smoking Man is extremely powerful. Someone must die to reverse his wishes. 

Posted
39 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

 

Now we know who to blame. You don't mess with a streak.

Now we know what must be done. We need an inside agent. One security guard takes a step back accidentally and he’s in. Just a small tumble to greatness.

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21 minutes ago, KingBoots8 said:

Now we know what must be done. We need an inside agent. One security guard takes a step back accidentally and he’s in. Just a small tumble to greatness.

 

I know I will personally bow my head in a moment of silence in tribute before every Super Bowl in honor of that act. I’ll schedule that right around the National Anthem in the interest of efficiency. 

Posted
5 minutes ago, chongli said:

 

Heros dont always wear capes

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Posted
2 minutes ago, stevewin said:

Heros dont always wear capes

Reflective highway gear is all the rage in the biggest Hero Clubs. 

Posted

This whole thing reminds me of the end of Field of Dreams when James Earl Jones says something along the lines of:


“People will come Ray. They'll come for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why”... then they jump

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