Alaska Darin a Militia member?

[EC-Bills]

My Dad's side of the family is half English

My Mom's side of the family is half German

 

them's fightin words to me!

 

Oh hell nevermind, the other half of my Mom's family is Irish, so everything's fightin words to me!

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...Why must you be such an angry young man...

[Ghost of BiB]

Actually, slothrop, we are all members of the militia. That little Constitutional thingy, along with the Militia Act of 1792 and its subsequent amendments.

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Well, now that the Cat's out of the bag...

[cåblelady]

Where's the Cabbage Patch Kid and/or Gummi Bear selections?

[Ghost of BiB]

Where's the Cabbage Patch Kid and/or Gummi Bear selections? 

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He can't be a Cabbage Patch, because no one will adopt him.

 

Who wants a CP doll dressed in blue smurf jammies carrying a bloody dead seal...

 

Wait...I forgot about Bill.

[cåblelady]

He can't be a Cabbage Patch, because no one will adopt him.

 

Who wants a CP doll dressed in blue smurf jammies carrying a bloody dead seal...

 

Wait...I forgot about Bill.

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[rastabillz]

I don't know much of AD's politicks, but anybody who can appreciate the music of Alan Holdsworth and Steve Hackket is ok in my book. (even if he does live in an igloo! ).

[Terry Tate]

Alaska Darin? Well, it's a long story. One hundred thousand years ago, Alaska Darin was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then served a tour in the USAF and became.. Unfrozen Caveman TBD Poster.

 

Jingle: "He used to be a caveman,

but now he's a Poster.

Unfrozen Caveman Poster!"

 

Announcer: Brought to you by.. Gas Plus - actually gives you gas, for those times when you feel like being the joker; and by National Escort Services - if we don't get a prostitute to your door in 15 minutes, you don't pay; and by Happy Fun Ball - still legal in 16 states - it's legal, it's fun, it's Happy Fun Ball! And now, tonight's episode of "Unfrozen Caveman Poster".

 

Alaska Darin: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capitol Gains Tax. Thank you!

 

<and thank you, Phil Hartman for all the laughs.>

[MrLocke]

I know Alaska Darin said he is a constitutionalist, however I have read the PPP board and was thinking he had strong Libertarian leanings.

[Ghost of BiB]

I know Alaska Darin said he is a constitutionalist, however I have read the PPP board and was thinking he had strong Libertarian leanings.

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Thank you for your serious interjection.

[erynthered]

Thank you for your serious interjection.

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He should have worn a Condom though..........

[/dev/null]

Thank you for your serious interjection.

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heheh, you said "jection"

 

and its on the internet, so its an e-jection

 

heheheh, that wuz cool

[Ghost of BiB]

heheh, you said "jection"

 

and its on the internet, so its an e-jection

 

heheheh, that wuz cool

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I said "Condom" too. (Heh he he...)

[Fan in San Diego]

I said "Condom" too. (Heh he he...)

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Is that like 'Condom'leeza Rice ?

[Ralonzo]

AD's political jabs seem to some as spooky in a McVeigh kind of way. To others his views are those of the common man. Which is it?

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Nah, Alaska Darin is middle of the road. The rest of you are to the left of Lenin.

[bartshan-83]

no really...that wasn't funny

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A person who posts about driving 30 miles in the middle of the night to get a CD complaining about wasted bandwith?......made me laugh.