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Alaska Darin a Militia member?


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How Close is Alaska Darin to Joining a Militia?  

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  1. 1. How Close is Alaska Darin to Joining a Militia?

    • Member? Heck he's the founder of the largest Militia in Alaska!
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    • He is in his fatigues right now as he sits at his computer.
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    • Wasn't that him in the woods in "Farenheit 911?"
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    • His politics may be spooky but he's too funny to be ina militia.
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    • No but he sure inspired me to join a militia!
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My Dad's side of the family is half English

My Mom's side of the family is half German

 

them's fightin words to me!

 

Oh hell nevermind, the other half of my Mom's family is Irish, so everything's fightin words to me!

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...Why must you be such an angry young man...

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Actually, slothrop, we are all members of the militia. That little Constitutional thingy, along with the Militia Act of 1792 and its subsequent amendments.

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Well, now that the Cat's out of the bag...

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Where's the Cabbage Patch Kid and/or Gummi Bear selections?  :doh:

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He can't be a Cabbage Patch, because no one will adopt him.

 

Who wants a CP doll dressed in blue smurf jammies carrying a bloody dead seal...

 

Wait...I forgot about Bill.

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Alaska Darin? Well, it's a long story. One hundred thousand years ago, Alaska Darin was out hunting on the frozen wastes when he slipped and fell into a crevasse. In 1988, he was discovered by some scientists and thawed out. He then served a tour in the USAF and became.. Unfrozen Caveman TBD Poster.

 

Jingle: "He used to be a caveman,

but now he's a Poster.

Unfrozen Caveman Poster!"

 

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Alaska Darin: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - we must do everything in our power to lower the Capitol Gains Tax. Thank you!

 

<and thank you, Phil Hartman for all the laughs.>

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AD's political jabs seem to some as spooky in a McVeigh kind of way. To others his views are those of the common man. Which is it?

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Nah, Alaska Darin is middle of the road. The rest of you are to the left of Lenin.

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