Seriously? No one has started the Miami Week Haiku thread yet? Ok, here we go.

[dollars 2 donuts]

To Miami, folks

The two seed is ours to take

Never lose again

 

 

Edited January 1, 2024 by dollars 2 donuts

[Ray Stonada]

Mystery of Stefon 

and why Josh is off target

need to be solved now

[Dan Darragh]

Roses are red

Miami is aqua

We need to beat them

Without their best linebaqua 

[Goldrush3]

To Miami now

What is in store for Dolphins?

Obliteration

[WhoTom]

Miami next week

We play for the division

On to victory

 

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Haiku control board

Appreciates you starting

This week's haiku thread 

[Heavy Kevi]

I just don't get it.

 

I mean, I understand what a haiku is, but it seems like the pet rock of literature.

 

What's the point?

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

1 minute ago, Heavy Kevi said:

I just don't get it.

 

I mean, I understand what a haiku is, but it seems like the pet rock of literature.

 

What's the point?

Ancient tradition

From a time when you were not

Posting on this board

 

[Dablitzkrieg]

I am so nervous

Passing game is in shambles

Bills still win the game

[Buffalo03]

Going to Miami

Gotta get a win

I farted

[Heavy Kevi]

12 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Ancient tradition

From a time when you were not

Posting on this board

 

 

Lol no

 

I was part of bbmb as far back as 2003 and they did it every phin game then too.

 

I don't understand why it's a tradition. Has nothing to do with anything as far as I know.

[seannc]

Josh find your mojo

For if you play like s*&t we're

Screwed, blued, and tattooed

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

3 minutes ago, Heavy Kevi said:

 

Lol no

 

I was part of bbmb as far back as 2003 and they did it every phin game then too.

 

I don't understand why it's a tradition. Has nothing to do with anything as far as I know.

 

Perhaps some things just

Defy explanation and

Are because they are

[Buffalo Boy]

Tua really sucks

I couldn’t believe him good

But I do Billieve

[poo]

haikus are the best

simple, refined, elegant

don't question 'ku week!

Edited January 1, 2024 by poo

[WhoTom]

20 minutes ago, Heavy Kevi said:

I just don't get it.

 

I mean, I understand what a haiku is, but it seems like the pet rock of literature.

 

What's the point?

 

A Haiku presents a creative challenge: to fit a certain thought into a strict syllabic structure. It's literally the opposite of having a pet rock, which requires no creativity or skill. In other words:

 

Creative challenge

Thoughts in seven syllables

Pet rocks: trivial

 

 

[poo]

Miami too hot?

No? Bills will stomp the dolphin.

We dine on blowhole

[Heavy Kevi]

5 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

A Haiku presents a creative challenge: to fit a certain thought into a strict syllabic structure. It's literally the opposite of having a pet rock, which requires no creativity or skill. In other words:

 

Creative challenge

Thoughts in seven syllables

Pet rocks: trivial

 

 

 

Not that creative

It's just counting syllables

Whip de doo haiku

[EasternOHBillsFan]

The Bills can complete

The biggest rivalry choke

So win the damn game

[First Round Bust]

Bless me Mafia brethern for I have sinned...

Thought about in May, set aside money in June and bought two tickets for this game last July...excited-hopeful

Tried to make it work in Sept and Oct but for various reasons sold them in Nov for a profit - tried-frustrated

Took the money and bought tires for my SUV in Dec for that personal Xmas thingy and a trip to NYC-MSG-Phish - the rebound

Now that its Jan I stand by the decision, next season I will double down for that missed road trip, or maybe a home playoff game this season - sobering regret

I ask for your forgiveness amidst the temporal punishment of your deserved flaming...being a sadist-masochist comes with decades of being a Bills fan

 

However-whatever I will not turn in my tear-beer stained membership card....hoping for the best ...expecting the worst...cuz thats what life as Bills fan is with 95% probability to make the playoffs..its the 5% percent that is so Billsy