Trevor Lawerence Ruled OUT vs Panthers

[mrags]

17 hours ago, rusty shackleford said:

Especially considering that birds aren’t even real.

Huh? I’ve never heard this one. Do tell. 

[boyst]

18 hours ago, Logic said:

Back in my day, we didn't have so many dang teams named after cats.

Bengals, Jaguars, Panthers, Lions...

Four is too many. The NFL has become a crazy cat lady.

Alright here is the challenge to everyone. Across all leagues name the animals that are the mascot of as many as possible.

 

 

I will do this is a subsequent post later as not to give any hints or cheats.

 

[rusty shackleford]

39 minutes ago, mrags said:

Huh? I’ve never heard this one. Do tell. 

It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan.

[aristocrat]

58 minutes ago, rusty shackleford said:

It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan.

Why do you see birds on power lines? They’re charging up of course 

[mrags]

2 hours ago, rusty shackleford said:

It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan.

Ooooooo. That’s a good one and I may believe it. Those hummingbirds hanging around my front windows are making me suspicious 

[TrentEdwardsCheckDownOn4th]

21 hours ago, stevestojan said:

Two scenarios that get the bills in THIS week include Jax losing. 
 

1) Bills win + PITT LOSS + JAX LOSS

2) Bills win + CINCI LOSS + JAX LOSS. 

 

Mind you, they are playing the Panthers. The Panthers smell. But this makes the Jags much more beatable. 
 

 

 

 

I believe (Texans + Colts loss) combined with either a bengals or steelers loss would clinch for the bills as well.

Edited December 30, 2023 by TrentEdwardsCheckDownOn4th

[Whites Bay]

23 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

No, Cheetahs should be reserved for New England.

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EDIT: Almost sounds like a New England accent.  Chow-DAH.  Chee-TAH. 😁

Okay, so that was pretty good.

[John from Riverside]

5 hours ago, rusty shackleford said:

It’s more of a running joke than an actual conspiracy theory, but basically some time ago the government exterminated all birds and replaced them with drone spying devices. They stand on the power lines to recharge. JFK was also assassinated because he refused to go along with the plan.

I hesitate to ask where you heard this

4 hours ago, aristocrat said:

Why do you see birds on power lines? They’re charging up of course 

It does not shock me to hear you say this

[aristocrat]

8 minutes ago, John from Riverside said:

I hesitate to ask where you heard this

It does not shock me to hear you say this

It doesn’t surprise me you don’t get the meaning behind the birds aren’t real theory 

[John from Riverside]

21 minutes ago, aristocrat said:

It doesn’t surprise me you don’t get the meaning behind the birds aren’t real theory 

It’s not a theory it’s a conspiracy

[aristocrat]

9 minutes ago, John from Riverside said:

It’s not a theory it’s a conspiracy

 

no it's not lol. it's a joke on misinformation 

[John from Riverside]

10 minutes ago, aristocrat said:

 

no it's not lol. it's a joke on misinformation 

Which would not make it a theory
 

In order for it to be a theory, somebody has to believe it

[rusty shackleford]

2 hours ago, John from Riverside said:

I hesitate to ask where you heard this

It’s been around for a few years, a lot of people know the joke. I think from the wild absurdity of it most people know it as a joke and not an actual conspiracy theory but I’m sure there are some people out there that actually get behind it.

[Saxum]

On 12/29/2023 at 5:37 PM, WhoTom said:

 

Bills ...

 

 

They named the team after the cat, right? 😉

 

 

That is the mascot of Puke Fantasy Football.

[stevestojan]

5 hours ago, John from Riverside said:

Which would not make it a theory
 

In order for it to be a theory, somebody has to believe it

Wrong. The guy who started it has been interviewed at length. He started it to openly mock the nutcase conspiracy theorists and would show up at whatever tinfoil hat wearing protests were going on with his signage claiming birds are all government drones. He has an amazing website that never lets in on the joke, including an FAQ with answers to questions like “What about birds that people hunt and/or roadkill? How do you explain bird guts?” 

 

The guy is a hoot. 

[rusty shackleford]

25 minutes ago, stevestojan said:

Wrong. The guy who started it has been interviewed at length. He started it to openly mock the nutcase conspiracy theorists and would show up at whatever tinfoil hat wearing protests were going on with his signage claiming birds are all government drones. He has an amazing website that never lets in on the joke, including an FAQ with answers to questions like “What about birds that people hunt and/or roadkill? How do you explain bird guts?” 

 

The guy is a hoot. 

Just remember if it’s flying, it’s spying…

[Saxum]

On 12/29/2023 at 5:14 PM, stevestojan said:

Two scenarios that get the bills in THIS week include Jax losing. 
 

1) Bills win + PITT LOSS + JAX LOSS

2) Bills win + CINCI LOSS + JAX LOSS. 

 

Mind you, they are playing the Panthers. The Panthers smell. But this makes the Jags much more beatable. 
 

 

 

 

 

You have proved that Rapoport can spell better than you (not true for all talking heads).

The twitter post even includes correct spelling of name.

 

If you are going to misspell a name have a reason like Lemur Jackson.