If Oreos are outlawed only outlaws will have Oreos

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https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-hurls-oreos-at-wife-during-argument-over-empty-coffee-maker-deputies-say

 

[BuffaloBill]

If you can’t toss your cookies, what’s left in life?

[Fleezoid]

[WhoTom]

The police asked, "Do you have any evidence of this alleged attack?"

 

The wife, pointing to the package of Oreos, responded, "It's right there in black and white."

 

 

[frostbitmic]

Just another day in the Tom Brady household.

[Steve O]

I think there might be more to their problems than an empty coffee pot. 

[That's No Moon]

The wife threw a hot dog at me in anger once. Maybe I can still prosecute.

[John from Riverside]

You guys got off easy

My ex-wife hit me with a vacuum cleaner

[Teddy KGB]

I’ll bet she leaves water in there for next time 

[Bill from NYC]

If that guy can knock and adult down with a package of oreos he must have a really strong arm. Perhaps McDermott can give him a tryout for backup quarterback.