Allen Can’t Run!

[Thrivefourfive]

Sorry, I couldn’t find a thread about Allen’s running on the first page. 
 

Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day:

 

Allen’s off season was so football poor, that his fat-tass can’t run like he used to. I remember one attempt at a hurdle way early in the season, and he couldn’t get his fat legs over the guy. That’s his mind saying HELL YES!! and his body saying, Boy, we should’ve dedicated our off season to track, field, & film room. 
 

Our JA17 can’t get off the ground, and I bet he’s an XL step slower from the get-go, trending down as the run continues. 
 

Allen got everything wrong this off season. No one in the organization guided him?? Was this just losers leading losers in the OS??

 

Allen is out of shape and has been since last season ended.

 

He thought this year… he’d let himself go, but want to play more by instinct.. and those two things are counterintuitive. We might just have a mental mini on our hands here, folks. He’s got $250m and he can’t get over his high school girlfriend (when we can assume he stepped out on her..). 
 

I think McDermott’s weird comments revolve around he’s ***** off season, professionally. They have nothing to do with his personal/non football life. 
 

And just maybe, McD has Pegula’s ear when he’s explaining how disappointing Allen’s off season was, and how much it’s directly hurting this team.. Imagine..

 

Terry, I had to play that defense and have that offense called against Denver because Josh is so unprepared and so turnover prone that it’s our only hope..!

 

There’s a complete narrative for this team, people. We should be a goddam sticky for most believable, agreed upon theories. 

[AlfaBill]

Ban this troll please mods?

[Warriorspikes51]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Is the “G-D” curse word actually allowed on here? It shouldn’t be.  

[Real McClappy]

[strive_for_five_guy]

The truth may hurt, this is a possibility in my mind though…Speed is why RBs generally don’t get better as they get older.

[PatsFanNH]

12 minutes ago, Thrivefourfive said:

Sorry, I couldn’t find a thread about Allen’s running on the first page. 
 

Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day:

 

Allen’s off season was so football poor, that his fat-tass can’t run like he used to. I remember one attempt at a hurdle way early in the season, and he couldn’t get his fat legs over the guy. That’s his mind saying HELL YES!! and his body saying, Boy, we should’ve dedicated our off season to track, field, & film room. 
 

Our JA17 can’t get off the ground, and I bet he’s an XL step slower from the get-go, trending down as the run continues. 
 

Allen got everything wrong this off season. No one in the organization guided him?? Was this just losers leading losers in the OS??

 

Allen is out of shape and has been since last season ended.

 

He thought this year… he’d let himself go, but want to play more by instinct.. and those two things are counterintuitive. We might just have a mental mini on our hands here, folks. He’s got $250m and he can’t get over his high school girlfriend (when we can assume he stepped out on her..). 
 

I think McDermott’s weird comments revolve around he’s ***** off season, professionally. They have nothing to do with his personal/non football life. 
 

And just maybe, McD has Pegula’s ear when he’s explaining how disappointing Allen’s off season was, and how much it’s directly hurting this team.. Imagine..

 

Terry, I had to play that defense and have that offense called against Denver because Josh is so unprepared and so turnover prone that it’s our only hope..!

 

There’s a complete narrative for this team, people. We should be a goddam sticky for most believable, agreed upon theories. 

Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. 
 

I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? 

[Mike in Horseheads]

Thats nice the OP apparently has two accounts  with the same name

[strive_for_five_guy]

1 minute ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Thats nice the OP apparently has two accounts  with the same name

Lol, why does the possibility of Josh losing running speed bother you?

[BuffaloBillyG]

I am so glad the Internet wasn't around when I had my first sip of moonshine.

[Nuncha]

Original post is pathetic.  This should be closed.

[Meatloaf63]

58 minutes ago, PatsFanNH said:

Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. 
 

I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? 

I thought he looked pretty chunky in training camp. But I don’t know if they weigh them and release that info year to year.

[WotAGuy]

https://www.runnersworld.com/training/a33396905/get-better-at-running-when-you-cant-run/
 

 

[Dopey]

1 hour ago, AlfaBill said:

Ban this troll please mods?

Why? 
The OP stated:

“Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day:”

So, if you don’t like his post, he’s a troll? You can easily just move on or create a “Josh excuses “ thread. Although there was one created after Josh single handily lost the Jets game. 

[Chaos]

1 hour ago, Thrivefourfive said:

Here it is, my unqualified, unstudied, “gut feeling” revelation for the day:

 

My gut feeling is your post should be stickied under that category "most dumbass posts ever". 

[Talley56]

Not sure if this is one of “those” threads, but, just in case, IN.

[Thrivefourfive]

14 minutes ago, Meatloaf63 said:

I thought he looked pretty chunky in training camp. But I don’t know if they weigh them and release that info year to year.

He weighs exactly 237lbs every single year, every time they record the official weigh in. 
 

But we can’t speculate here.. 😂

[nedboy7]

This doesn't really make any sense. 

[Thrivefourfive]

1 hour ago, PatsFanNH said:

Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. 
 

I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? 

I never post about an OP unless I’ve at least read the second sentence. Are we sure New Hampshire is okay with you attaching your posts to it?

1 minute ago, nedboy7 said:

This doesn't really make any sense. 

I’m here to learn

[nedboy7]

1 hour ago, PatsFanNH said:

Huh? The team doesn’t run period. They seem to be allergic to running the ball consistently this year with Allen or a RB. 
 

I am not sure where you get your information from. Is this a known fact he didn’t do conditioning in the off season or just speculation because he is having an off year so far? 

Bills are #13 in rushing yards per game with 116.5

[jlgarsh]

He just rushed for like a 20 yard TD last game. He can run, they just have coached him not to.