The Scientific Explanation for the Bills Demise.

[TampaBillsJunkie]

After watching Season One of "Fringe" I was able to figure out what happened to our beloved Bills. 

On October 5th 2023, The Buffalo Bills boarded "The Ruby Slipper" but this was no ordinary trip for the Bills. It was, in fact,  a trip to football OZ.

The plane itself, designed by Virgin Atlantic has mystical powers which can be activated by a pulse from an electro-magnetic force.  Realizing that the Bills were finally living up to Super Bowl expectations, Shahid Khan paid Richard Branson and the US Government to create an electrical storm over the Atlantic Ocean.

Inside the plane, unbeknown to players, Sean McDermott was watching "The Four Falls of Buffalo" on Netflix with Ken Dorsey. The knew they could not lose a 5th Super Bowl and with expectations from fans sky high, this was the opportunity to give Bills fans worldwide a glimpse of our future glory.

However, the plane was hit by lightning during the storm, which activated the pulse and created a hole in the space time continuum.  Seeking to restore their reputations, the 1984 Buffalo Bills came back from the past and inhabited the bodies of our current team. 

You are no longer watching Sean McDermott. This is Kay Stephenson in Sean's body, making Sean's decisions.
Joe Ferguson has inhabited Josh Allen.  John Becker inhabited Dorsey.  Greg Bell inhabited James Cook. (2 fumbles ?? sound familiar)

Tony Hunter inhabited Dalton Kincaid.  Byron Franklin inhabited Stephon Diggs.  Preston Denard has inhabited Gabe Davis. 
Buster Barnett is living inside Dawson Knox.  Rod Kush inside Jordan Poyer. Eugene Marve is now Dorian Williams.  

This travesty has played out since that fateful night. 

Our only solution may be to buy a DeLorian, travel back to 1984 and forgive the team for sucking so bad.  If we purge the spirit of suckiness we may get our real team back before it is too late. 

A second solution would be to change helmets.  1984 was the year we went to Red helmets to avoid interceptions. (Josh?) Maybe we go Blue. 

1984 was also the year we had no "Offensive Coordinator" and QB Coach John Becker was defecto with Stephenson. 

It's all too eerily familiar.  

Well Bills FANS! I WELCOME YOUR OPINION ON HOW WE CAN TRUST THE SCIENCE AND NOT THE PROCESS TO BRING OUR BOYS BACK HOME AND FINALLY HOST THE LOMBARDI.

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Edited November 16, 2023 by TampaBillsJunkie

[Bruffalo]

Yeah man. The universe is crazy. 

[RoyBatty is alive]

If this is the "scientific" explanation, I cant wait to hear the "unscientific" explanation.

[BuffaloBill]

7 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

If this is the "scientific" explanation, I cant wait to hear the "unscientific" explanation.

how unscientific of you …. Party pooper 💩 

[Dablitzkrieg]

[WhoTom]

 

"Scientific"

 

[Royale with Cheese]

 

 

[EasternOHBillsFan]

It's more like a Twilight Zone episode where McDermott is Bill Mumy, the kid who had ultimate power over the neighborhood and it became miserable  

[Doc]

[SoCal Deek]

Here’s what we now know for sure….the London trip was NOT the problem. This team has major problems that have nothing to do with either jet lag or fish and chips. 

[JerseyBills]

I wonder if we should have opted in for the early Bye after London.  

Also if we should've left earlier in week 

[rajinka]

I actually thought it was because we got a puppy mid Oct last year and named him diggs. Been all downhill since. 

[Success]

I'm a multiverse guy.  Rest assured, there are at least a few universes where we're as hated as the Pats for all of the Lombardi's spilling out of our trophy case.

 

[Lenigmusx]

41 minutes ago, SoCal Deek said:

Here’s what we now know for sure….the London trip was NOT the problem. This team has major problems that have nothing to do with either jet lag or fish and chips. 

I would suggest perhaps we choose the Fish in flight along with 2 cups of coffee… Now we have interminable Jag Lag😜Oh and our pilot may be leaking air…

Edited November 17, 2023 by Lenigmusx

[BillsPride12]

[Nextmanup]

[TampaBillsJunkie]

13 hours ago, Nextmanup said:

Is this Diggs!

[Mikie2times]

21 hours ago, Bruffalo said:

Yeah man. The universe is crazy. 

Is that Josh? 😂

[uninja]

[Jauronimo]

Most of them took the jab and its no surprise. As always DYOR YMMV IMO just sayin