new tradition. Patriots week: LIMERICKS

[4merper4mer]

Mac Jones getting worse

Bill B is on borrowed time

Zappe hour arrives

Edited October 18, 2023 by 4merper4mer

[Draconator]

There once was a GM named Bill

Who coached the guys and they thrilled

But the GM drafted poorly

And signed Tight Ends a plenty

Now the fans are feeling unfulfilled

 

[Beck Water]

The Pats team once knew great Success

Right now they're a bit of a mess

Their coach, named Bill B

ruled football with Brady

"It's harder with Mac", he'll confess

 

[stevewin]

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters F the Cheaters

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters F the Cheaters

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters 

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters 

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters F the Cheaters

[jimmynunn]

Their coach  was constantly rule bending

And their  owner paid for a happy ending

Their new quarterback's crappy

Barely better better than Zappe

And no longer are the Pats contending.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

14 minutes ago, jimmynunn said:

Their coach  was constantly rule bending

And their  owner paid for a happy ending

Their new quarterback's crappy

Barely better better than Zappe

And no longer are the Pats contending.

Excellent 

[Mojo44]

There was a team called the Pats*
Who cheated like a family of rats

They kept things afloat 

Til they gave up the goat 

And then they got handed their hats

[ColoradoBills]

Here lies the body of coach Billy B.

"Retired" from football before age seventy-three.

For 20 years he won with Tom Brady.

All he has left, is a song from "the fat lady!"

 

[jethro_tull]

Hickory dickory dock

Coach Bill was watching the clock

The Bills pulled out the win

And Bill took it on the chin

Of this all New England will mock.......

 

 

[The Jokeman]

There once was a team owner named Kraft

Who thought he got a great QB in the draft

Instead he got Mac Jones

and WRs with hands of stones

Which gave all other team's fans a good reason to laugh

Edited October 18, 2023 by The Jokeman

[H2o]

There once was a team always cheating

Deflated balls, video taping, they were needing

A rub with a tug

Getting some Asian Spa love

Now the team's not the only thing taking a beating

 

 

[Blackbeard]

I vote this Topic of the Year!

 

Well done!

[dollars 2 donuts]

 

 

 

There once a team called the Patriots

Who were as trustworthy as Judas Iscariot

They lied and they lied,

As they tried and they tried

Hoping to get Bayless to parrot it.

 

 

 

[K-9]

In the land of chowder, beans, and Revere

Pats fans have less and less reason to cheer

There is no place for hope 

And they can’t seem to cope

Knowing the dynasty’s end is here