Fins fans want to know if we poisoned the Miami Dolphins football team. Did we?

[Ralonzo]

1 hour ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/

 

Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? 

 

Hot sauce in their Pepsi.

[dpberr]

2 hours ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said:

rogue dietitian

 That made me LOL

 

"Rogue dietitian 2:  Countin' calories while countin' bodies"

[That's No Moon]

Can you poison poison?

[Prospector]

I wouldn't put it past us to have unplugged the ice machines in the hotel... that will really get you off your game in a hurry

[billsbackto81]

It's from the very same OP that started the " Buffalo is overrated and will be exposed Sunday" post.🤣

 

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a undercover Bills fan just effing with their board.

[DrDawkinstein]

20 minutes ago, PBF81 said:

 

... over the last five seasons. 

 

 

 

For real, I went and looked it up since I knew this wasnt just some kind of aberration.

 

This isnt even their worst loss to us over the last few years.

 

2021 - We beat them 35-0, week 2, IN MIAMI.

2020 - The sweetest one. Our BACKUPS beat them week 17, when they needed to win to make it into the playoffs. 56-26!

 

And in the last 10 meetings, we're 9-1. With one anomaly, 2 point, heat stroke loss.

 

[Warcodered]

11 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

For real, I went and looked it up since I knew this wasnt just some kind of aberration.

 

This isnt even their worst loss to us over the last few years.

 

2021 - We beat them 35-0, week 2, IN MIAMI.

2020 - The sweetest one. Our BACKUPS beat them week 17, when they needed to win to make it into the playoffs. 56-26!

 

And in the last 10 meetings, we're 9-1. With one anomaly, 2 point, heat stroke loss.

 

Yeah that one in 2020, Josh and the starters went in the first half dropped about 20-25 on them and left, then Barkley did the same damn thing in the second half.

[DrDawkinstein]

2 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

Yeah that one in 2020, Josh and the starters went in the first half dropped about 20-25 on them and left, then Barkley did the same damn thing in the second half.

 

Wasnt that one of McKenzie's big games too? (one of two)

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

18 minutes ago, Prospector said:

I wouldn't put it past us to have unplugged the ice machines in the hotel... that will really get you off your game in a hurry

Even better...

Mission accomplished.

[Warcodered]

2 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

Wasnt that one of McKenzie's big games too? (one of two)

Yeah he killed them with Barkley throwing to him and also had a Kick return TD.

[Freddie's Dead]

1 hour ago, PrimeTime101 said:

So our new stadium is built where the south west side of the stadiums is the home side. Where do we get our wind and our lake effect most of the time out of? Yep.. mostly out of the south west.. So it looks like the visiting team gets a little but more weather.. just saying... lol the new stadiums ends will be closed so yea....  I hear it gets cold around here in January. 

 

 

 

It might be chilly...

[PrimeTime101]

1 minute ago, Freddie's Dead said:

 

It might be chilly...

our bench will have limited wind to their back.. away team going to have it in their face... tell me thats not an advantage.

 

[GuardianAngel]

Clearly it was the gamma radiation sent from the bills backer bar nearby alpha centarui, duh.

[PonyBoy]

1 hour ago, Ralonzo said:

 

Hot sauce in their Pepsi.

 

See what you did there, nice! 

[Dukestreetking]

Out:

Nobody at Finheaven believes the obvious Troll.

 

In:

Meh, some Finheaven posters kinda want to believe it.

[Royale with Cheese]

This is proof they're making the meth stronger in Dade County.  

The Cook's name is Walter Blanco.  

[Utah John]

3 hours ago, Gregg said:

So, what's the plan to mess with the Pats and Jets when they come to OP?

Not bothering

3 hours ago, Limeaid said:

 

In college I was infamous for my Ex-Lax brownies.  Food was repeatedly being taken from floor refrigerator so I made a special batch of dark chocolate fudge brownies and left note: "Do not touch - brownies for Wilkeson Quadrangle event" and as expected brownies disappeared.  The thief was determined for he was constantly in bathroom.  The floor representative who had repeated reports of theft had maintenance open his dorm room and the brownie pan was found there.  He was told that he was banned from being able to sign up for single rooms in future and that if he was caught again he would be ejected with no refunds.  They also removed his mini refrigerator from room.

Hah!  I lived in Wilkeson for one year (75-76) before I transferred away from UB.  A bunch of guys put together a street hockey team and called themselves the Wilkeson Swords.  You're dating yourself if you get the reference.

 

Edited October 5, 2023 by Utah John

[Saxum]

2 minutes ago, Utah John said:

Hah!  I lived in Wilkeson for one year (75-76) before I transferred away from UB.  A bunch of guys put together a street hockey team and called themselves the Wilkeson Swords.  You're dating yourself if you get the reference.

 

Did you have a big guy with a red beard?  He had pictures of him playing hockey on his bulletin board. 

 

I started UB when I was 17 in 79 and he would have been a freshman or sophmore then. 

[Utah John]

3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Memo to visiting teams to Buffalo, N.Y.:

The night before a game against the Bills is no time for your 'bully boy machismo' players to be ordering 'suicide hot' wings.  It is advised to order medium at most, and although it will raise the server's eyebrows, ranch dressing.

Oh, come on.  Make them try the hot ones.

 

As for Miami, it's true, it was a conspiracy.  All the ranch dressing in Buffalo was poisoned because only ignorant people from Miami would eat that with wings.

Just now, Limeaid said:

 

Did you have a big guy with a red beard?  He had pictures of him playing hockey on his bulletin board. 

 

I started UB when I was 17 in 79 and he would have been a freshman or sophmore then. 

I wasn't on the team. And it wasn't actual hockey, just hockey on the roads where the buses picked up students to go to the Main Street campus, which is where most classes were held back then.

[Westside Madness]

That guy has 401 posts since joining their board on 14-Sep-23. Likely an alt account. A hilarious alt account.