It's Miami week! That means HAIKU

[WideNine]

  On 9/24/2023 at 8:03 PM, GottaRun said:

Field goals won’t win it

Touchdowns every drive now

Bills win by seven 

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No reason to panic. They can and should keep playing the kind of games they have.

 

What can Miami's offense do when cooling their heels on the sidelines?

 

Long sustained drives is the key and of course take the points when they are there.

 

It is that kind of pressing mindset that leads to turnovers and playing from a hole.

 

 

[chaccof]

Shiver me timbers

This game matters again, yea!

Nite, nite, for Tua

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

  On 9/24/2023 at 8:51 PM, WideNine said:

 

No reason to panic. They can and should keep playing the kind of games they have.

 

What can Miami's offense do when cooling their heels on the sidelines?

 

Long sustained drives is the key and of course take the points when they are there.

 

It is that kind of pressing mindset that leads to turnovers and playing from a hole.

 

 

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People seem to not

Recognize the haikus in

This glorious thread 

[WideNine]

  On 9/24/2023 at 9:00 PM, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

People seem to not

Recognize the haikus in

This glorious thread 

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Already did mine.

 

I'm all over it... just could not let that Haiku message slide.

 

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by WideNine

[co_springs_billsfan]

Can't wait for next week

Miami hype train will crash 

Josh will dine on fish 

[bills6969]

  On 9/24/2023 at 8:07 PM, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Must have been asleep

When you learned about haikus

In junior high school

 

😆

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I don’t give a crap

We’ll pound the fish into Tuna

i hope I don’t crap myself

[BuffaloBillyG]

Why do we do this?

I really have zero clue,

Tua's getting squished.

[without a drought]

score a bunch of points

do not give up seventy

dolphins back to earth

[NewEra]

Holy cow.  
oh no.

Time to unleash Kincaid!

[Rocky Landing]

in three weeks so far

Tua has been sacked just once

let's show him the turf

[HIT BY SPIKES]

Dolphins member-less

They have no external penis

Nor hope in Buffalo

[seannc]

Please Unicorn Josh

Unleash lots of hurt on 'fins

My head is hurting

[TampaBillsJunkie]

Fins O no go, Bills!

Fins D buckle like knee, Bills!

Fins lose, I choose BILLS!

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by TampaBillsJunkie

[TampaBillsJunkie]

Fins come to our house.

Mafia let loose with roar.

Bills trample. Take first place!

 

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

  On 9/24/2023 at 9:33 PM, BuffaloBillyG said:

Why do we do this?

I really have zero clue,

Tua's getting squished.

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Ancient traditions

Should always be observed by

Fans to ensure wins

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

  On 9/25/2023 at 12:06 AM, PayDaBill$ said:

Greatest show on turf, if we play anything less than stellar & I mean mistake free we may have a shot.  If Josh gets

that wide-eyed crazy look at any point it’ll be over.

 

Tua’s the wildcard, I’m not sure he can stay healthy for 17+.  If he can the Phins will be tough to beat. That performance today & numbers were staggering.  I’ve never seen anything like it in my lifetime.

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Please find another thread

For walls of text if you please

This thread's for haikus

[PayDaBill$]

  On 9/25/2023 at 12:09 AM, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Please find another thread

For walls of text if you please

This thread's for haikus

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Gone

[quinnearlysghost88]

Concussion cometh 

Tua gets his brain broken 

bills win with head games 

[John from Riverside]

It’s early for this
 

I want to enjoy this game for at least another day

[Peace Frog]

Buffalo fish fry

Miami is being served

Tua is tuna