WTF Does One Cook for a Themed Tailgate Meal When the Bills Play the Washington COMMANDERS?

[HIT BY SPIKES]

When Washington played the Bills every 4 years or so before their name change I would make dishes with tomatoes since they have REDSKINS.

 

WTF do I do now?

 

WTF is a COMMANDER?

 

Looking for ideas from my Bills Brethren.

 

P.S.:  When we played the EAGLES in OP I would find the two largest uncut full attached turkey wings I could find, season them up and brush them with olive oil and cook them whole in the oven the day before the game, throw them on the BBQ intact at the pre-game tailgate after sprinkling white feathers bought at the Dollarstore under the BBQ and tell fans walking by that they were the wings of a Bald Eagle.

 

I insisted that it was legal to eat Bald Eagle in Canada.

 

Gullible....

 

 

[AlCowlingsTaxiService]

Commanders = Washington = politicians. Fry up some baloney 

[TailgateChef]

I would go with a military theme.  MREs are military rations.  The most popular are:  chili with macaroni; beef ravioli; beef stew.  Best of luck!

https://chatter.vetfriends.com/5-of-the-best-military-mres-of-all-time/

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Redskin potatoes in protest 

[BillsFan2313]

What do you do for the Steelers? 

[Son of a K-Gun]

General Tao’s chicken wings?

[AlCowlingsTaxiService]

20 minutes ago, BillsFan2313 said:

What do you do for the Steelers? 

Steel cut oatmeal? 

[eball]

Crabcakes. You’re close to Maryland. 

[stevewin]

Hoecakes

 

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Family members and visitors alike testified that hoecakes were among George Washington’s favorite foods. He invariably ate them at breakfast, covered with butter and honey, along with hot tea—a “temperate repast” enjoyed each morning.

 

Maybe with a side of chicken fingers

Edited September 23, 2023 by stevewin

[muppy]

cherry pie. Because it is delicious AND pays homage to the tree that was cut down  by George Washington**..allegedly

 

https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/cherry-tree-myth/

 

that's all I've got.  🙂

[Your Brown Eye]

Some nice deli meats will do the trick

[MarkyMannn]

35 minutes ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said:

Steel cut oatmeal? 

I have that 4x a week.

Everyone will hate him

[Billsatlastin2018]

Anything with a Red Skin.

[PromoTheRobot]

1 hour ago, HIT BY SPIKES said:

When Washington played the Bills every 4 years or so before their name change I would make dishes with tomatoes since they have REDSKINS.

 

WTF do I do now?

 

WTF is a COMMANDER?

 

Looking for ideas from my Bills Brethren.

 

P.S.:  When we played the EAGLES in OP I would find the two largest uncut full attached turkey wings I could find, season them up and brush them with olive oil and cook them whole in the oven the day before the game, throw them on the BBQ intact at the pre-game tailgate after sprinkling white feathers bought at the Dollarstore under the BBQ and tell fans walking by that they were the wings of a Bald Eagle.

 

I insisted that it was legal to eat Bald Eagle in Canada.

 

Gullible....

 

 

 

Pork. What else is Washington known for?

[Motorin']

4 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said:

 

Pork. What else is Washington known for?

 

The hogs!

[HIT BY SPIKES]

1 hour ago, BillsFan2313 said:

What do you do for the Steelers? 

 

1 hour ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said:

Commanders = Washington = politicians. Fry up some baloney 

I am trying to stay away from highly processed foods.

1 hour ago, TailgateChef said:

I would go with a military theme.  MREs are military rations.  The most popular are:  chili with macaroni; beef ravioli; beef stew.  Best of luck!

https://chatter.vetfriends.com/5-of-the-best-military-mres-of-all-time/

 

Brilliant Ideas!!!

 

 

1 hour ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Redskin potatoes in protest 

 

I grew Whites this year.

 

NO Reds

1 hour ago, Son of a K-Gun said:

General Tao’s chicken wings?

 

Huh?

 

 

[DisplacedBillsFan]

Hogs is the obvious answer here, right? Which gives you all kinds of options. Pulled pork, BLTs, bacon wrapped jalapeños, pork belly burnt ends, and the list goes on.

[zow2]

DC is the home of half-smokes which are larger than hot dogs, spicier and i’m pretty sure are half beef half pork.  They are popular at well known restaurant Ben’s Chili Bowl.

It’s also home to mambo sauce which they invented and put on BBQ, Chicken, ribs, etc..

Theres also a wharf in DC which sells and cook fresh seafood from the bay and Atlantic ocean so any seafood is fair game.  There ya go. 

[Not at the table Karlos]

Didn't the commanders kill the native Americans when they came here? Get a bunch of red potatoes and cut the tops off. 

[PBF81]

11 minutes ago, zow2 said:

DC is the home of half-smokes which are larger than hot dogs, spicier and i’m pretty sure are half beef half pork.  They are popular at well known restaurant Ben’s Chili Bowl.

It’s also home to mambo sauce which they invented and put on BBQ, Chicken, ribs, etc..

Theres also a wharf in DC which sells and cook fresh seafood from the bay and Atlantic ocean so any seafood is fair game.  There ya go. 

 

Yeah, half smokes are simply smoked sausages.  They're typically pork but can be both.  I'm not sure whether Ben's is all pork or both.  I just know where they get em.