TBD Tailgate Post-party thread

[Gugny]

7 minutes ago, mrags said:

Nice pair of 10” kicker subs 

You already said you were going to be there next year. Now you’re saying he won’t get another penny from you? Which is it. Can’t have both. Youre going to make him change his policy and start charging people to enter the tailgate area instead of by the car. 

He can’t even spell his name by 9am. You think he can control foot traffic into his sacred space!?!?  I’ll pay an equal amount to be within walking distance. 

[SDS]

3 minutes ago, Gugny said:

He can’t even spell his name by 9am. You think he can control foot traffic into his sacred space!?!?  I’ll pay an equal amount to be within walking distance. 

I was about to suggest that last place in fantasy football carries you into the tailgate in a rickshaw. However, that could very well be me.

[Simon]

3 minutes ago, Gugny said:

He can’t even spell his name by 9am. You think he can control foot traffic into his sacred space!?!?  I’ll pay an equal amount to be within walking distance. 

 

Plus an extra $20 for me to carry your cooler....

[SDS]

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

Plus an extra $20 for me to carry your cooler....

The TBD ladies have plenty of seltzers to tie him over.

[mrags]

2 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

Plus an extra $20 for me to carry your cooler....

He’s Mexican.  He lives off nothing but hot sauce. 

[Simon]

26 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Belligerent, pompous douche who will never see another nickel from me. 

 

The only time I ever met Hammer I showed up driving a van full of Stiller fans, told him who I was and he immediately led me to a killer double wide space without me even asking. Then by the end of the night he was handing me beers, telling me I was his 2nd favorite TBD parker.

You guys must be jerkwads!

[Gugny]

10 minutes ago, mrags said:

He’s Mexican.  He lives off nothing but hot sauce. 

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on here. 

Just now, mead107 said:

I told Hammer SDS is paying for everyone next year and Gugny is buying all the beer next year. 
he will bring a lot of Budlight 

 

Proud Bois Unite!!!

[mrags]

10 minutes ago, Gugny said:

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on here. 

 

Proud Bois Unite!!!

Ooooooo. My favorite beer. @boyst keeps giving them to me when I see him. He’s always telling me I’m special and mean a lot to him. I’m not really sure why he keeps buying me beers but I make him think he has a shot anyway. 

[Just Jack]

52 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

Does waking up in the lot count?

 

No.

 

People have tried, but one of the rules is no overnight camping, and once you're there, you need to stay awake.  No arriving at 3am and sleeping until others start showing up like one person tried.  

[mrags]

4 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

No.

 

People have tried, but one of the rules is no overnight camping, and once you're there, you need to stay awake.  No arriving at 3am and sleeping until others start showing up like one person tried.  

Haha. Who tried that? 

[SDS]

3 minutes ago, mrags said:

Haha. Who tried that? 

I’m guessing rockpile. 

[Just Jack]

3 minutes ago, mrags said:

Haha. Who tried that? 

 

I don't want to call the person out because they still post here from time to time..

 

I pulled in one year, and there was a truck there.  10 minutes or so later, they come stumbling out, obviously having just woken up and said they were there first.  If camping out was allowed, Rockpile and Heitz would be multiple year winners. 

[Gugny]

4 minutes ago, mrags said:

Haha. Who tried that? 

Im guessing Cletus or Boyst. 

[Simon]

9 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

No arriving at 3am and sleeping until others start showing up like one person tried.  

 

What if I'm not sleeping, just passed out drunk?

[Just Jack]

Just now, Gugny said:

Im guessing Cletus or Boyst. 

 

No.  Boyst has won it before, I think a couple of years. And this may be @mrags second time winning.  

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

What if I'm not sleeping, just passed out drunk?

 

That's still the same.  You need to be up and ready to tailgate. 

[mrags]

1 minute ago, Just Jack said:

 

No.  Boyst has won it before, I think a couple of years. And this may be @mrags second time winning.  

I definitely won’t it before but I was suspended at the time. So I relinquished the title to the next person in line. 

[Simon]

3 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

That's still the same.  You need to be up and ready to tailgate. 

 

So all I'll need then is cocaine, LSD, whiskey and ganja.

Starting a packing list now.......

[Gugny]

3 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

No.  Boyst has won it before, I think a couple of years. And this may be @mrags second time winning.  

 

That's still the same.  You need to be up and ready to tailgate. 

A few years ago, Exiled pulled in before the lot attendants were there. Never got charged. But he didn’t take the belt, either. 

[Just Jack]

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

So all I'll need then is cocaine, LSD, whiskey and ganja.

Starting a packing list now.......

 

The port-a-potties should be "clean" also.  Not sure how tight the construction security will be at 5am. 

[mrags]

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

So all I'll need then is cocaine, LSD, whiskey and ganja.

Starting a packing list now.......

Someone tried that this week. But they got into a port-o-potty and thought they were in the shower. They ended up not being the first one at the tailgate. They were however the first one in the pit. Well, since Andy Dwyer 

1 minute ago, Gugny said:

A few years ago, Exiled pulled in before the lot attendants were there. Never got charged. But he didn’t take the belt, either. 

You’re such a rat. Now Hammer is gonna show up to his house looking to collect his $60