TBD Tailgate Post-party thread

[mrags]

17 minutes ago, boyst said:

No name tags but I tried to introduce myself as Simon

 

The Cleti kid tried to fight me a few times. Didn't work out for the poor teen. We slow danced. He was confused. Then Mr ags scared the ***** out of him over and over. 

 

Everyone was great! The only new person I met this year was 808. 

 

That means more new faces need to join!

That was pretty awesome. Probably lasted at least 10 minutes straight. 

[boyst]

5 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

You know you dipsticks are only making him stronger.

In 10 years, he's going to curbstomp both of you.

 

 

If he takes after Mrs cletus yes

 

If after his dad, no. I've seen a tree root beat his ass... but I did drop him on it. 

3 minutes ago, mrags said:

That was pretty awesome. Probably lasted at least 10 minutes straight. 

It was basically like r lee in full metal jacket for those who weren't there🤣

15 minutes ago, Heitz said:

Such a great time seeing everyone - thanks for the food, beer and laughs everyone!!  

 

And, if you're a TBD member that's never done a home opener, I highly recommend it.  The good company, food, costumes, music, choice of beverages and vibes are always just epic.  There's just no place like Hammer's before the first game in Buffalo. 🙏

 

And as @GoBills808can attest when back home in Hawaii in 3 hrs...

Don't worry about bringing anything

 

You'll be taken care of.

 

Pick up ice and beer. Maybe doughnuts that morning if you feel obligated. 

[Gugny]

Next year is the twenty-fiff anniversary. 
 

I will be there and look forward to seeing all the regulars and hopefully some new faces. 

[mrags]

7 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Next year is the twenty-fiff anniversary. 
 

I will be there and look forward to seeing all the regulars and hopefully some new faces. 

Now that we have the heads up we can change venues and make Gug tailgate by himself. 

[Just Jack]

6 minutes ago, mrags said:

Now that we have the heads up we can change venues and make Gug tailgate by himself. 

 

Or, everyone's name tag says Gugny.  

[mrags]

10 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

Or, everyone's name tag says Gugny.  

That would be funny. But not as funny as buying out the whole TBD area of the lot. And making sure Hammer doesn’t park anyone there. Meanwhile we all tailgate in another lot entirely. I’ll borrow my buddies drone and we could just all watch on a tv, live, a half mile away, as @Gugny sits in the lot all by himself with no one else there. 

Edited September 19, 2023 by mrags

[Just Jack]

5 minutes ago, mrags said:

That would be funny. But not as funny as buying out the whole TBD area of the lot. And making sure Hammer doesn’t park anyone there. Meanwhile we all tailgate in another lot entirely. I’ll borrow my buddies drone and we could just all watch on a tv, live, a half mile away, as @Gugny sits in the lot all by himself with no one else there. 

 

The only issue with that, is he would get the "First In The Lot" belt.  You got to defend that belt mister. 

[Gugny]

4 minutes ago, mrags said:

That would be funny. But not as funny as buying out the whole TBD area of the lot. And making sure Hammer doesn’t park anyone there. Meanwhile we all tailgate in another lot entirely. I’ll borrow my buddies drone and we could just all watch on a tv, live, a half mile away, as @Gugny sits in the lot all by himself with no one else there. 

Oh, I’m sure I’d get a visit from Hammer to tell me how lucky I am for his presence, then to ask me to clean up and end the evening with a nice “f*ck off!!”  
 

Sign me up!!

[mrags]

3 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

 

The only issue with that, is he would get the "First In The Lot" belt.  You got to defend that belt mister. 

That belt specifically states it’s for the “TBDAHOT First In The Lot” It does t specify which parking area that is. If the official TBD tailgate is moved to a different lot then I just have to be in the new lot first. 

4 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Oh, I’m sure I’d get a visit from Hammer to tell me how lucky I am for his presence, then to ask me to clean up and end the evening with a nice “f*ck off!!”  
 

Sign me up!!

Well. It would all be true. 
 

Just be blessed he doesn’t make you clean the port-o-potty’s 

[Simon]

1 minute ago, mrags said:

That belt specifically states it’s for the “TBDAHOT First In The Lot” It does t specify which parking area that is. If the official TBD tailgate is moved to a different lot then I just have to be in the new lot first. 

 

Does waking up in the lot count?

[mrags]

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

Does waking up in the lot count?

We’ve already been over this. I’m going to buy a beater and keep it at Hammers permanently and claim first in the lot forever. Or at least until he sells the lot to the Bills for $10m and we all have to go somewhere else because the Bills and the NFL won’t allow anyone in lots before 9am. 

[Gugny]

5 minutes ago, mrags said:

That belt specifically states it’s for the “TBDAHOT First In The Lot” It does t specify which parking area that is. If the official TBD tailgate is moved to a different lot then I just have to be in the new lot first. 

Well. It would all be true. 
 

Just be blessed he doesn’t make you clean the port-o-potty’s 

Ah, yes. The porta potties and fresh gravel. SIXTY DOLLA FO YOU!!!

 

Gouger. 

[mrags]

Just now, Gugny said:

Ah, yes. The porta potties and fresh gravel. SIXTY DOLLA FO YOU!!!

 

Gouger. 

Just wait until the new stadium is built and parking is at least $100

[SDS]

1 minute ago, mrags said:

Just wait until the new stadium is built and parking is at least $100

I’ll pick you up in the chopper.

[mrags]

1 minute ago, SDS said:

I’ll pick you up in the chopper.

Hey. I just want you to know that I put the idea in your head and I want some finders fee if you make millions on what we talked about. 

Edited September 19, 2023 by mrags

[Gugny]

2 minutes ago, mrags said:

Just wait until the new stadium is built and parking is at least $100

Yep. But there is no need (other than greed) to expedite it. 
 

Belligerent, pompous douche who will never see another nickel from me. 
 

But I can’t wait to see everyone there!!

[Simon]

5 minutes ago, mrags said:

We’ve already been over this. I’m going to buy a beater and keep it at Hammers permanently and claim first in the lot forever. Or at least until he sells the lot to the Bills for $10m and we all have to go somewhere else because the Bills and the NFL won’t allow anyone in lots before 9am. 

 

 

 

[mrags]

1 minute ago, Simon said:

 

 

 

Nice pair of 10” kicker subs 

2 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Yep. But there is no need (other than greed) to expedite it. 
 

Belligerent, pompous douche who will never see another nickel from me. 
 

But I can’t wait to see everyone there!!

You already said you were going to be there next year. Now you’re saying he won’t get another penny from you? Which is it. Can’t have both. Youre going to make him change his policy and start charging people to enter the tailgate area instead of by the car. 

[Simon]

2 minutes ago, mrags said:

Nice pair of 10” kicker subs 

 

Every car needs an alarm clock

[mrags]

The TBDAHOT belt, currently resting with my bourbon collection. They seem to be getting along fine