Does she die?

[Billsatlastin2018]

20 minutes ago, FireChans said:

I think that was the reference bro

Uh yeah… I got that… 

 

I was replaying it for those who weren’t around… bro

[Inigo Montoya]

She's not dead.

 

After years of brutal last second losses and watching the Bills ***** defeat from the jaws of victory, poor Becky finally snapped and kidnapped a Patriots fan named Edwin, keeping him chained up in a storage unit where she blared the Shout song at him non-stop for three straight weeks.   Becky also set up a projector in the storage unit and hit poor Edwin with one of those orange foam chicken wing hats every time she showed him a picture of Tom Brady.

 

Becky now lives in Miller's Merry Manor a "rest home" for those with severe emotional issues.  In a twist of fate too strange for fiction, Becky has become great friends with Edwin who is also a resident there.  They spend most of their days together writing threatening letters to Tom Brady that the rest home staff throws away. 

 

 

[Maybe Someday]

She’s alive. The wink he gives the store clerk, is definitely a don’t tell my wife wink. 

[Giuseppe Tognarelli]

Lol

[BillsShredder83]

Monday was my first Bills game in a new relationship.  ENERGY was high. There was screaming, celebration, b'tchin about things she doesnt have the slightest clue about.

 

Right when i thought it couldnt get worse, this commercial put a rock lump in my throat when the kid was last sitting after a Loss... yet passing it down proudly to his offspring. Man, that was a great commercial, got me all in my feels and was a very accurate representation of my 35yrs of fandom. 

 

Now try explaining this with a lump in your throat to someone who couldnt possibly understand even one of the triggers this one touched off lol

 

This must be how women feel when their shoes/purse are ruining their life (apparently?)

 

Do shoes give PTSD?

[Fetou]

On the plus side, if she is dead she doesnt have to sit through the T Mobile commercial with the gagworthy singing and dancing every 10 minutes 

[Perry Turtle]

Are they all dead?  Is this some version of hell where Norwood has to sell merchandise to the fanbase he ruthlessly disappointed for all eternity?

[djp14150]

4 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said:

The Visa commercial about the Bills fan that spans three generations.  Does his wife die?  The one he proposed to during the Norwood kick?  She’s not there at the end of the commercial when he’s buying a jersey for his granddaughter and I was getting Up vibes.  Is she dead?  
 

Thanks.

now that she married him she’s no longer has to be a football fan….

[Nelius]

I think there's some nod to him getting his old jerseys fixed up with the wink to the jersey merchant at the end? I don't know, she's probably dead.

[ExWNYer]

1 hour ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Do shoes give PTSD?

 

Only if she breaks her foot off in your arse...

 

 

(Good luck with the new squeeze)

[Gunsgoodtime]

If I had the choice again, yes for sure

[GunnerBill]

6 hours ago, Coach Tuesday said:

The Visa commercial about the Bills fan that spans three generations.  Does his wife die?  The one he proposed to during the Norwood kick?  She’s not there at the end of the commercial when he’s buying a jersey for his granddaughter and I was getting Up vibes.  Is she dead?  
 

Thanks.

 

13 seconds finished her off.

[John from Riverside]

You guys are horrible!

 

Of course she’s alive

[Dan Darragh]

She had heart failure at home in the middle of the night and nobody knew CPR.

 

Too soon?

[Beast]

9 hours ago, Gugny said:

Well, she could have gone for the Kiko Alonso jersey, but that commercial would probably never see the light of day.  

Pornhub!

[entropyrules]

kimd of like Schrödinger's cat - you'll never really know

[Pete]

4 hours ago, GunnerBill said:

 

13 seconds finished her off.

I wonder how many Bills Mafia we lost, hopefully zero.  We need all Mafia to live to see Bills Super Bowl parade in Buffalo!  13 seconds not good for our tickers.  With age I am a much calmer Bills fan.  Calmer by the decade, but still a raging Bills fan!

Edited September 18, 2023 by Pete

[Buffalo_Stampede]

She divorced him and married a Pats fan. She wasn’t loyal.

[SoonerBillsFan]

Wow...just wow. Commercial brings a heartwarming tear to my eye then I read this.  Let me guess... they don't have a pet because in one blizzard they BBQ'ed it to survive?  

 

And yeah,my one WTH moment is the Norwood jersey. The timeline kinda throws me off.

11 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said:

She’s on TBD bitching about Allen and Dorsey. 

This should be a nominationee for post of the year.

 

#perfect

11 hours ago, TheyCallMeAndy said:

 

 

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Edited September 18, 2023 by SoonerBillsFan

[Freddie's Dead]

If she dies, she dies....