Twas the night before football (Bills football)......

[Fleezoid]

I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league...

 

Twas the night before football, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,

In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there.

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed,

while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads.

Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,

Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone.

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,

grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A crazy good team, against New Jersey, I hear….(where?).

 

With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly),

He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart.

More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came,

He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...

 

Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon,

On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von.

To the top of your game, to the top of the league,

Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!!

Edited September 11, 2023 by Fleezoid

[Augie]

I don’t even have my tree up yet……

[strive_for_five_guy]

8 minutes ago, Augie said:

I don’t even have my tree up yet……

Fleezoid in a thong — Speak for yourself😎

[Fleezoid]

1 hour ago, Augie said:

I don’t even have my tree up yet……

 

Don't sweat it. Walmart and Target will have decorations up in about 2 weeks. 

Edited September 11, 2023 by Fleezoid

[Chaos]

1 hour ago, Fleezoid said:

I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league...

 

Twas the night before football, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,

In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there.

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed,

while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads.

Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,

Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone.

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,

grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A crazy good team, in New Jersey, I hear….(where?).

 

With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly),

He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart.

More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came,

He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...

 

Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon,

On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von.

To the top of your game, to the top of the league,

Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!!

Clever. Minor point. Does McD know that Von Miller is not available tomorrow night, or is he going to be surprised when he calls his name, and doesn't get a response. 

[Fleezoid]

7 minutes ago, Chaos said:

Clever. Minor point. Does McD know that Von Miller is not available tomorrow night, or is he going to be surprised when he calls his name, and doesn't get a response. 

 

Please don't cloud the issue with facts. Just go with it man.....

 

[buffblue]

A week one tradition. Wouldn't be Bills football eve without this

[Gugny]

4 hours ago, Augie said:

I don’t even have my tree up yet……

Poor Mrs. Augie. 

[bills_fan]

Love this!!!

Where else would you rather be than right here, right now!!!

Edited September 11, 2023 by bills_fan

[Dr.Sack]

You had me at some mama in her g-string. Well done player. 

Edited September 11, 2023 by Dr.Sack

[Nextmanup]

24 minutes ago, bills_fan said:

Love this!!!

Where else would you rather be than right here, right now!!!

Ugh....East Rutherford, New Jersey?

 

 

[T master]

15 hours ago, Fleezoid said:

I realize football is well underway. But this is about the Bills, not every other dork in the league...

 

Twas the night before football, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The craft beer was chilling, in the cooler with care,

In the hopes that Bills football soon would be there.

 

The players were all nestled, by curfew in bed,

while visions of Super Bowls, danced in their heads.

Some mama in her G-string, and I in my thong,

Drank too much tequila, 'till the night was long gone.

 

When out in the den, there arose such a clatter.

I sprang from my bed, to see what was the matter.

Away to the couch, I stumbled and tripped,

grabbed the remote, and cursed when it slipped.

 

The sun on the blades, of the fresh painted lawn,

Gave luster of football, the waiting was gone.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,

A crazy good team, against New Jersey, I hear….(where?).

 

With a two hatted coach, who’s been loved from the start (mostly),

He better deliver, .....crap, I gotta fart.

More seasoned than Jets, his warriors they came,

He whistled, clapped, and shouted their names...

 

Now Dawson, now Dalton, Now Josh and Stefon,

On Matt, on Micah, on Jordan and Von.

To the top of your game, to the top of the league,

Now dash away, yada yada yada. Enough! Let’s go men. Get it done!! GO BILLS!!!!

 

BRAVO !! BILLS FAN .

[Low Positive]

14 hours ago, Fleezoid said:

 

Don't sweat it. Walmart and Target will have decorations up in about 2 weeks. 

Costco is selling Christmas trees already.