Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" 1 1 2 1 1 Quote
Captain Hindsight Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: Robert Saleh drinks Bud Light Bud light makes me gassy 1 Quote
Your Brown Eye Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 You better bring a Maid of the Midst poncho with you while you heckle. Something tells me you may need it if you're going to heckle from the Jets tunnel 4 Quote
RoyBatty is alive Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, K-9 said: “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” I had to google this situation, amazing I had no idea. No wonder Aaron Rodgers is a bit "off bubble" as they say in the oilfield. 1 Quote
chongli Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, K-9 said: “Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?” 55 minutes ago, LABILLBACKER said: It's long but effective! This is good! But just shorten it to: "Shailene became a lesbian after dating you!". 1 Quote
GunnerBill Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" 1 minute ago, chongli said: This is good! But just shorten it to: "Shailene became a lesbian after dating you!". Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience. 1 1 Quote
RobbRiddick Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 "Rodgers, every time you take the field Zach starts sending nudes to your mom" 1 5 1 Quote
JohnBonhamRocks Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 Tell Rodgers to take you to his leader. Claims he saw an UFO (doesn’t “a UFO” weirdly sound better?), so maybe it will get under his skin. Alternatively, FYI, his mother’s name is Darla Leigh, she used to be a dancer, and he has no contact with her. Do with that information what you will during the three seconds he is running by. 2 Quote
DJB Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, LABILLBACKER said: It's long but effective! No woman has ever said that to me 😢 1 3 1 Quote
Fleezoid Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: "your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" You beat me to it..... 1 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 8, 2023 Posted September 8, 2023 SHOW RODGERS THIS: Ought to freeze him dead in his mushroom eating tracks. 2 1 Quote
ControllerOfPlanetX Posted September 9, 2023 Posted September 9, 2023 “You, sir, are an idiot! Your father was an idiot! Your grandfather was an idiot! And while I’ve never met your great grandfather, I’m sure that he was an idiot too since idiocy like yours is so incredibly vast that it can’t possibly be due to just the environment. It would need a strong genetic determinant since no environment could ever produce an idiot as big as you!” Quote
Nephilim17 Posted September 9, 2023 Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 7 hours ago, GunnerBill said: How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience. Sounds to me like the terminology is off here. If a woman who likes women is dating a guy, she's bisexual. Lesbians, by definition, are not into men. Or am I missing something? Edited September 9, 2023 by Nephilim17 1 Quote
Buffalo716 Posted September 9, 2023 Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 7 hours ago, GunnerBill said: How about "Aaron if your conclusion was "sign for the Jets" you shoulda meditated harder" Guys who habitually date lesbians don't do it by accident. And I speak from experience. You like woman who munch carpets ? Lol Edited September 9, 2023 by Buffalo716 Quote
Nephilim17 Posted September 9, 2023 Posted September 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: You like woman who munch carpets ? Lol You're being presumptuous here that GB is a man. One of our most knowledgeable posters doesn't necessarily have to be male; "Billy" is apparently a common English name for females. Just saying'. Quote
Buffalo716 Posted September 9, 2023 Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Nephilim17 said: You're being presumptuous here that GB is a man. One of our most knowledgeable posters doesn't necessarily have to be male; "Billy" is apparently a common English name for females. Just saying'. Well he/she did say speaking from experience lol When talking about men that date lesbians... Edited September 9, 2023 by Buffalo716 Quote
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