NEED HELP: Heckling on field and in the tunnel for the Jets game

[Mango]

My better half just got tickets for the @Jets game Monday. We thought they were the 50 Club.
 

Turns out they are in the EY Coaches Club. This means we are sitting behind the Jets bench and we are in the tunnel for the Jets to take the field.

 

I need some ideas for heckling outside of the “you suck!”. If I could get a laugh out of Rodgers, that would be huge. Nothing disrespectful enough to make him want to try harder either.
 

https://www.newyorkjets.com/tickets/clubs/coaches-club

Edited September 8, 2023 by Mango

[Captain Hindsight]

 

[MiltonWaddams]

Batteries. You need batteries.

[K-9]

“Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?”

[dorquemada]

tell them they're the staten island of NFL teams

[WEATHER DOT COM]

Write his name on a steely dan and toss it into the bench

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

I think Diggs would recommend telling them that they stink. 

[dorquemada]

"Hey AARP Aaron, Matlock is on!"

[LABILLBACKER]

8 minutes ago, K-9 said:

“Hey, Aaron. Do you think it’s mere coincidence that Shailene Woodley and Danica Patrick became lovers after being with you?”

It's long but effective!

[WMDman]

Bring a sign that says you’re an Ayahuasca dealer 

Edited September 8, 2023 by WMDman

[LEBills]

Jeopardy lost another host and they still haven’t called you?

[Captain_Quint]

Throw a ***** at Rodgers, please. We need to find creative ways to keep that going. 

[K D]

As Stefon Diggs would say "you stink you Stinka Butt!"

[Don Otreply]

Toss him a Bildo…

[BuffaloBillyG]

Ask Saleh how he gets his head so shiny. 

[Mango]

If I could get a shout out on McAfee Tuesday that would be awesome! 

[ExWNYer]

(With hands to throat) "Hey, Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah-juhs! Discount double-choke!"

[Beast]

“Hey Pot Head!” 
 

Of course that could be aimed at any of them.

[Warcodered]

You should ask him when he plans to retire and come back and play for the Vikings.

[0017]

Aaron I heard you sit when you pee, and stand when you poop!! 😃