Ok! Who works for The Onion??????????????

[Draconator]

@Airseven @Araiza Curse @ScottLaw @Einstein Which one of you wrote this?  

Others, feel free to add those that I missed

 

Edit to add @FilthyBeast

Edited September 8, 2023 by Draconator

[Big Turk]

I did for a few days, but I had to quit cause I couldn't stop crying while I was there.

[BarleyNY]

I saw the Onion AFC & NFC articles last night. Hilarious across the board. 

[Warcodered]

1 hour ago, Draconator said:

Edit to add @FilthyBeast

I feel like this is inaccurate @FilthyBeast would never have us winning the division, he's far too much of a Dolphins homer for that.

Edited September 8, 2023 by Warcodered

[Warcodered]

You do got to appreciate what they said about Miami though:

 

Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa apparently did jiujitsu training this offseason to learn how to get sacked better, if that gives you an idea of where this team is at.

[K D]

The Onion probably has more truth than mainstream media these days

[strive_for_five_guy]

10 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

You do got to appreciate what they said about Miami though:

 

Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa apparently did jiujitsu training this offseason to learn how to get sacked better, if that gives you an idea of where this team is at.

Tua’s accuracy in falling correctly now is apparently really impressive.

[NewEra]

I miss @ gene1973 😢 

 

did you change your name mean gene??