Bill Belichick Officially On the Market

[K-9]

9 minutes ago, boco357 said:

Bob Kraft can hook him up.

[HOUSE]

You see, I told you he was really a great guy but he was a battered husband

[Doc]

31 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

She is also a doctor so I wonder if he can claim HIPAA (The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act) rules and she can claim freedom of press like one reporter did if she takes a temporary job with a broadcaster?

 

She's not a doctor.  At least not an MD.

 

29 minutes ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

Not sure about all that...but I'm really curious what she knows that they are nervous about getting out...

 

I wonder...

[Royale with Cheese]

I hope the image of Belichick naked is in all of your heads now and you can't unsee it.

[PastaJoe]

Maybe he has a kink like Rex Ryan and feet. 🥴

[stevewin]

1 hour ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

I'm willing to bet Bill cheated on her...

Not as much as he cheated at football

Edited September 7, 2023 by stevewin

[Chas56]

36 minutes ago, C.Biscuit97 said:

Poor Leonardo DiCarpio just lost his 22 year old model market. 😞

 

but even though they tortured us for years, let’s all root for the real story book ending of true love finally coming back together. 

This has to be photoshopped, but still funny.

[thenorthremembers]

Bill Belichick is the child of Anne Ramsey and Meatloaf.

[hondo in seattle]

Belichick is so taciturn and laconic that I can't imagine him as somebody's boyfriend.  I just can't see him being warm, charming, romantic, or funny.  

 

I wonder how she'll describe him if she decides to go public.  

[Bangarang]

Guys like BB aren’t single very long. He’ll bounce back quickly 

[RangerDave]

19 minutes ago, Doc said:

She's not a doctor.  At least not an MD.

And even if she was, I am pretty sure she would not be a "covered entity" by HIPAA rules.

[MJS]

14 minutes ago, Chas56 said:

This has to be photoshopped, but still funny.

It's not. You've never seen this? Tom also kisses his son on the lips.

[Warcodered]

Who gets the GM?

 

[RobbRiddick]

The beautiful woman runs toward Coach. She wants him. Now.

 

 

 

 

But Coach's attention has been snagged by another, far more beautiful beach babe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 7, 2023 by RobbRiddick

[Doc]

17 minutes ago, hondo in seattle said:

Belichick is so taciturn and laconic that I can't imagine him as somebody's boyfriend.  I just can't see him being warm, charming, romantic, or funny.  

 

I wonder how she'll describe him if she decides to go public.  

He’s got tons of money. To some (and I’m not saying this applies to her necessarily) nothing else matters. 

[julian]

48 minutes ago, Big Turk said:

 

Men would like to delude themselves into believing that, but I can personally tell you that isn't true. Guys really think that having a dead bedroom has nothing to do with them weighing 300 lbs, looking like the michelin man and being out of breath climbing a set of stairs?  Delusion.

So just make sure you can climb the stairs quicker than your lady and she’ll be less likely to suffer consistent headaches. I think you may be onto something here.

 

 

[Buffalo716]

48 minutes ago, Chas56 said:

This has to be photoshopped, but still funny.

Dude you don't remember them kissing after like the 5th or 6th ring?

 

100% that's real lol

33 minutes ago, MJS said:

It's not. You've never seen this? Tom also kisses his son on the lips.

It's his son tho 

 

My parents kissed my brother's and my sisters and me on the lips as a kid 

 

We're literally there blood lol I think it's a lot stranger Tom kisses bill than his kid

Edited September 7, 2023 by Buffalo716

[MJS]

7 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

Dude you don't remember them kissing after like the 5th or 6th ring?

 

100% that's real lol

It's his son tho 

 

My parents kissed my brother's and my sisters and me on the lips as a kid 

 

We're literally there blood lol I think it's a lot stranger Tom kisses bill than his kid

Well, he kind of forced his son in that one video, and it came across as pretty creepy, in my opinion.

[0017]

You know he has some secret sex tapes recorded 🎥 

[Buffalo716]

9 minutes ago, MJS said:

Well, he kind of forced his son in that one video, and it came across as pretty creepy, in my opinion.

Well I'm not I'm going to get into the specifics about how Tom Brady kisses 

 

But humans have kissed there kids since the dawn of man ... Through thousands of civilizations it's been happening to show platonic affection

 

I certainly don't judge any mother or father who wants to give there kid a quick kiss to show affection.. they're literally a part of them 

 

 

Edited September 7, 2023 by Buffalo716