BuffaloRebound Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Surprisingly, Houston only has $7m in cap space. Can’t see them cutting Keenum when they guaranteed his 2023 salary and $1m of his 2024 salary and paid him a $750k bonus. Worth it just to have him on roster to mentor Stroud instead of eating $4m. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 hour ago, JayBaller10 said: This joke has run its course, like the Patriots franchise post Tom Brady. Thoroughly speculative studies based upon nebulous data I fabricated prove 3 out of 5 TSWers enjoy the New England Conditional Draft Pick fallacy. You and sourpuss Limeaid may file protests with the appropriate agencies. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Process Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Well that's interesting. Keenum making the Texans is the difference between us getting a 3rd round pick and nothing? If he's cut, we wouldn't just get a worse comp pick? That's crazy. What a stupid system. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Process said: Well that's interesting. Keenum making the Texans is the difference between us getting a 3rd round pick and nothing? If he's cut, we wouldn't just get a worse comp pick? That's crazy. What a stupid system. Yea we wouldn't get anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieEm Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Thoroughly speculative studies based upon nebulous data I fabricated prove 3 out of 5 TSWers enjoy the New England Conditional Draft Pick fallacy. You and sourpuss Limeaid may file protests with the appropriate agencies. Must be filed in duplicate yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Process said: Well that's interesting. Keenum making the Texans is the difference between us getting a 3rd round pick and nothing? If he's cut, we wouldn't just get a worse comp pick? That's crazy. What a stupid system. Dear Process, Yes, it is. Life sucks, then you die. Yours truly, W. Belichick NFL Conditional Draft Pick Czar (In perpetuity) Just now, AuntieEm said: Must be filed in duplicate yes? Whichever gives ol' Limeaid more angst. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 16 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Thoroughly speculative studies based upon nebulous data I fabricated prove 3 out of 5 TSWers enjoy the New England Conditional Draft Pick fallacy. You and sourpuss Limeaid may file protests with the appropriate agencies. About as data driven as the obligatory spleen references when ANY injury is reported 9 minutes ago, AuntieEm said: Must be filed in duplicate yes? With a TPS report attached 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 minute ago, BuffaninSarasota said: About as data driven as the obligatory spleen references when ANY injury is reported Don't forget the obligatory "Super bowl!" salute every time some scrub that adds to the back end of the roster is signed. It might just barely have registered as humorous the first time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 If they do cut Keenum, the Bills can just cut Poona Ford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 Just now, Doc said: If they do cut Keenum, the Bills can just cut Poona Ford. They really probably ought to do that anyway, but good point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Doc said: If they do cut Keenum, the Bills can just cut Poona Ford. Ford doesn't count in the comp pick formula. Signed after the deadline. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 minute ago, GunnerBill said: Ford doesn't count in the comp pick formula. Signed after the deadline. Disappointing, just like his play. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 If Keenum is cut it might make eating Harty's dead cap worth it.... haha. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 18 minutes ago, Dr. Who said: Don't forget the obligatory "Super bowl!" salute every time some scrub that adds to the back end of the roster is signed. It might just barely have registered as humorous the first time. I’ll pile on with the requisite “get ‘er done Beane” whenever anyone is available via trade 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, BuffaninSarasota said: I’ll pile on with the requisite “get ‘er done Beane” whenever anyone is available via trade There's a thread in the Off the Wall forum for "phrases you hate." We've identified a number of them. Indeed, I may have to imbibe a Guinness or two to mollify the soul and forestall an attack of misanthropic exasperation. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Lothar said: If Keenum is cut by the Texans, we apparently lose the Edmunds 3rd round pick. We need to either ensure the Texans keep him or we need to trade for him - Joe B says 6th or 7th but he might actually be worth a 4th to us in that scenario. How does that work? Keenum left as an UFA and signed with another team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dr. Who said: There's a thread in the Off the Wall forum for "phrases you hate." We've identified a number of them. Indeed, I may have to imbibe a Guinness or two to mollify the soul and forestall an attack of misanthropic exasperation. I’m with you. On my 3rd Guinness, are there any more phrases we can identify? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Darragh Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr. Who said: If by any chance the Texans are vacillating on who to keep, trade for Mills. I'd rather have Mills and we want Keenum to stick. If I was a Texans fan and they traded 25 year old Davis Mills with a reasonably high ceiling just so they can keep 35 year old Case Keenum with no ceiling as a backup, well not sure what I'd do because if I was a Texans fan and didn't already blow my brains out... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 25 minutes ago, GunnerBill said: Ford doesn't count in the comp pick formula. Signed after the deadline. Forgot about that. But the Texans aren't cutting Keenum after guaranteeing his 2023 salary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted August 27, 2023 Share Posted August 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Doc said: Forgot about that. But the Texans aren't cutting Keenum after guaranteeing his 2023 salary. I hope not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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