Case Keenum is more than a target

[BuffaloRebound]

Surprisingly, Houston only has $7m in cap space.  Can’t see them cutting Keenum when they guaranteed his 2023 salary and $1m of his 2024 salary and paid him a $750k bonus.  Worth it just to have him on roster to mentor Stroud instead of eating $4m.  

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

1 hour ago, JayBaller10 said:

 

This joke has run its course, like the Patriots franchise post Tom Brady.

Thoroughly speculative studies based upon nebulous data I fabricated prove 3 out of 5 TSWers enjoy the New England Conditional Draft Pick fallacy.  You and sourpuss Limeaid may file protests with the appropriate agencies.

[Process]

Well that's interesting. Keenum making the Texans is the difference between us getting a 3rd round pick and nothing?

 

If he's cut, we wouldn't just get a worse comp pick?

 

That's crazy. What a stupid system. 

[GunnerBill]

4 minutes ago, Process said:

Well that's interesting. Keenum making the Texans is the difference between us getting a 3rd round pick and nothing?

 

If he's cut, we wouldn't just get a worse comp pick?

 

That's crazy. What a stupid system. 

 

Yea we wouldn't get anything. 

[AuntieEm]

7 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Thoroughly speculative studies based upon nebulous data I fabricated prove 3 out of 5 TSWers enjoy the New England Conditional Draft Pick fallacy.  You and sourpuss Limeaid may file protests with the appropriate agencies.

 

Must be filed in duplicate yes?

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

3 minutes ago, Process said:

Well that's interesting. Keenum making the Texans is the difference between us getting a 3rd round pick and nothing?

 

If he's cut, we wouldn't just get a worse comp pick?

 

That's crazy. What a stupid system. 

Dear Process,

     Yes, it is.  Life sucks, then you die.

Yours truly,

W. Belichick 

NFL Conditional Draft Pick Czar

(In perpetuity)

Just now, AuntieEm said:

 

Must be filed in duplicate yes?

Whichever gives ol' Limeaid more angst.  

[BuffaninSarasota]

16 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Thoroughly speculative studies based upon nebulous data I fabricated prove 3 out of 5 TSWers enjoy the New England Conditional Draft Pick fallacy.  You and sourpuss Limeaid may file protests with the appropriate agencies.

About as data driven as the obligatory spleen references when ANY injury is reported 

9 minutes ago, AuntieEm said:

 

Must be filed in duplicate yes?

With a TPS report attached

[Dr. Who]

1 minute ago, BuffaninSarasota said:

About as data driven as the obligatory spleen references when ANY injury is reported 

Don't forget the obligatory "Super bowl!" salute every time some scrub that adds to the back end of the roster is signed.

It might just barely have registered as humorous the first time. 

[Doc]

If they do cut Keenum, the Bills can just cut Poona Ford.

[Dr. Who]

Just now, Doc said:

If they do cut Keenum, the Bills can just cut Poona Ford.

They really probably ought to do that anyway, but good point.

[GunnerBill]

5 minutes ago, Doc said:

If they do cut Keenum, the Bills can just cut Poona Ford.

 

Ford doesn't count in the comp pick formula. Signed after the deadline.

[Dr. Who]

1 minute ago, GunnerBill said:

 

Ford doesn't count in the comp pick formula. Signed after the deadline.

Disappointing, just like his play.

[GunnerBill]

If Keenum is cut it might make eating Harty's dead cap worth it.... haha.

[BuffaninSarasota]

18 minutes ago, Dr. Who said:

Don't forget the obligatory "Super bowl!" salute every time some scrub that adds to the back end of the roster is signed.

It might just barely have registered as humorous the first time. 

I’ll pile on with the requisite “get ‘er done Beane” whenever anyone is available via trade 

[Dr. Who]

3 minutes ago, BuffaninSarasota said:

I’ll pile on with the requisite “get ‘er done Beane” whenever anyone is available via trade 

There's a thread in the Off the Wall forum for "phrases you hate." We've identified a number of them.

Indeed, I may have to imbibe a Guinness or two to mollify the soul and forestall an attack of misanthropic exasperation.

[The Jokeman]

2 hours ago, Lothar said:

If Keenum is cut by the Texans, we apparently lose the Edmunds 3rd round pick. We need to either ensure the Texans keep him or we need to trade for him - Joe B says 6th or 7th but he might actually be worth a 4th to us in that scenario. 

How does that work? Keenum left as an UFA and signed with another team. 

[BuffaninSarasota]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Who said:

There's a thread in the Off the Wall forum for "phrases you hate." We've identified a number of them.

Indeed, I may have to imbibe a Guinness or two to mollify the soul and forestall an attack of misanthropic exasperation.

I’m with you. On my 3rd Guinness, are there any more phrases we can identify?

[Dan Darragh]

1 hour ago, Dr. Who said:

If by any chance the Texans are vacillating on who to keep, trade for Mills. I'd rather have Mills and we want Keenum to stick.

If I was a Texans fan and they traded 25 year old Davis Mills with a reasonably high ceiling just so they can keep 35 year old Case Keenum with no ceiling as a backup, well not sure what I'd do because if I was a Texans fan and didn't already blow my brains out...

[Doc]

25 minutes ago, GunnerBill said:

 

Ford doesn't count in the comp pick formula. Signed after the deadline.

 

Forgot about that.  But the Texans aren't cutting Keenum after guaranteeing his 2023 salary.

[GunnerBill]

1 minute ago, Doc said:

 

Forgot about that.  But the Texans aren't cutting Keenum after guaranteeing his 2023 salary.

 

I hope not!