rockpile Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 I just updated my profile; it used to be on the calendar. I am working today but taking a three day weekend. At 5 o'clock, I will be on my way to the Merchants Grill for a few cold ones. Then my wife, 3 of my 4 kids, and 5 grandkids are coming over for a BBQ. AND the sun is shining too!
Mark VI Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Keep the fire dept. on alert, with all those candles on your cake ! Happy Birthday, Tom !
Guffalo Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Happy Birthday to one of the elders of the clan! Rock, have a great day with the assorted pebbles in your pile.
BillsWatch Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Happy Birthday Rock. You are not getting older, you are getting more established!
Golden Wheels Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Thank goodness for Rockpile or I might be the oldest one here. Happy Birthday!
rockpile Posted June 2, 2005 Author Posted June 2, 2005 Thank goodness for Rockpile or I might be the oldest one here. Happy Birthday! 349547[/snapback] Glad I could be of help!
aussiew Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Funny how you get older and I don't. Have a wonderful day.
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 At 5 o'clock, I will be on my way to the Merchants Grill for a few cold ones. Then my wife, 3 of my 4 kids, and 5 grandkids are coming over for a BBQ. 349443[/snapback] Follow-up: At 7 o'clock, Rockpile will need to excuse himself from the party for 30 minutes due to uncontrollable flatulence. At 8 o'clock, Rockpile will find the bathroom for 1/2 hour. At 8:30, Rockpile will need to find the plunger due to the low-flow toilet. At 8:45, the birthday cake will come out, with one of the grandchildren looking at all the candles on the cake and saying, "Wow - Grandpa's REALLY OLD!". At 9:00, one of the grandkids will want Rockpile to throw around the football with him, only Rockpile will need to decline due to tendonitis in his knee and bursitis in his shoulder. At 9:30, Rockpile will retreat to the LaZBoy recliner and search for the remote. At 10:00, Rockpile will fall asleep in the recliner, with his hand still on the remote and drool starting to come out of his mouth. At 12:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom, then the bed. At 2:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom. At 3:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom. At 4:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom. At 7:00 a.m., Rockpile will wake up with a headache and a hangover and the sound of his neighbor mowing his lawn too damn early. Happy birthday, you old fart!
rockpile Posted June 2, 2005 Author Posted June 2, 2005 Nah, I behave myself most of the time. Honest! Had the grandkids over Sunday and was teaching them how to walk on stilts. These are the same stilts I made for their Mom, <ahem> a couple years ago. I made two sets. The beginner stilts are only about eight inches off the ground. My stilts are between two to three feet. You should see me walking on stilts after a few LaBatts. Your plunger remark reminds me: HIDE THE TENNIS BALLS! Follow-up: At 7 o'clock, Rockpile will need to excuse himself from the party for 30 minutes due to uncontrollable flatulence. At 8 o'clock, Rockpile will find the bathroom for 1/2 hour. At 8:30, Rockpile will need to find the plunger due to the low-flow toilet. At 8:45, the birthday cake will come out, with one of the grandchildren looking at all the candles on the cake and saying, "Wow - Grandpa's REALLY OLD!". At 9:00, one of the grandkids will want Rockpile to throw around the football with him, only Rockpile will need to decline due to tendonitis in his knee and bursitis in his shoulder. At 9:30, Rockpile will retreat to the LaZBoy recliner and search for the remote. At 10:00, Rockpile will fall asleep in the recliner, with his hand still on the remote and drool starting to come out of his mouth. At 12:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom, then the bed. At 2:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom. At 3:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom. At 4:00 a.m., Rockpile will find the bathroom. At 7:00 a.m., Rockpile will wake up with a headache and a hangover and the sound of his neighbor mowing his lawn too damn early. Happy birthday, you old fart! 349631[/snapback]
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