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Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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Just now, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

I was sorta looking forward to the game until you put it like that.

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1 hour ago, scuba guy said:

I believe it was 2 wins

Nope Marv Levy has 1 victory in preseason as a Buffalo Bills head coach. I don't even believe he tried to win that one, it was an accident 

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45 minutes ago, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!


This was oddly specific

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I signed up for the 7 day free trial of NFL+ Premium subscription.  Hopefully that works out ok and i can watch tonight’s game. 

Setting a reminder to cancel it in a few days.

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1 hour ago, Logic said:


She had a heart of a gold, but....it was kind of difficult to get past the mop leg.

Mop legs can come in handy. Like to clean up the happy ending if you don't want to leave a mess

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2 hours ago, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

 

The Mid-Kansas Square-Assed Marges sounds like a really terrible George Straight cover band... 

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2 hours ago, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

As long as she didn’t have a ostomy or stoma hole, mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg need loving too.

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2 hours ago, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

Sounds like she has a shot to be our starting right tackle.

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3 hours ago, Dablitzkrieg said:

Make a few nasty throws and get the starters out asap

I say if the starting offense scores on their opening drive (fg or td) sit em after 

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