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Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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  On 8/19/2023 at 4:24 PM, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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I was sorta looking forward to the game until you put it like that.

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  On 8/19/2023 at 4:24 PM, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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This was oddly specific

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I signed up for the 7 day free trial of NFL+ Premium subscription.  Hopefully that works out ok and i can watch tonight’s game. 

Setting a reminder to cancel it in a few days.

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  On 8/19/2023 at 4:24 PM, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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The Mid-Kansas Square-Assed Marges sounds like a really terrible George Straight cover band... 

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  On 8/19/2023 at 4:24 PM, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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As long as she didn’t have a ostomy or stoma hole, mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg need loving too.

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  On 8/19/2023 at 4:24 PM, Logic said:

Preseason football is so weird.

It's sorta like... if you hadn't gotten laid in 6 months, and then the opportunity FINALLY came, but it was a mid-Kansas truck stop diner waitress named Marge with a square ass, smoker's voice, and a mop for a leg.

Like...it's nice to be getting some action, but THIS?!

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Sounds like she has a shot to be our starting right tackle.

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