Anybody Ever Do Time in Juvie/Prison?

[Augie]

14 hours ago, Bad Things said:

Well played!

 

That was almost my puppies name! And it was actually an autocorrection! I think I looked him up to be sure he was not the devil incarnate before making a final decision on the name. 

[sherpa]

13 minutes ago, boyst said:

This is standard for navy pilots right?

 

No.

It is required for pilots who are going operate in hostile countries, what we call "feet dry."

It is not required for anti sub, transport, non search and rescue helicopters and others who would not go feet dry, ergo, not risk a POW thing.

 

It has changed massively since I went through, especially with the admission of women into that profession, but it was a very unenjoyable, but very valuable experience.

[Fleezoid]

2 hours ago, PastaJoe said:

I avoided a Tijuana jail in the 80s by giving a Mexican motorcycle cop all the money I had ($80) in exchange for being escorted back to the border.

 

A bit off topic, but speaking of Tijuana and crime, Anyone hear of the Coronado High drug ring that happened in the 60s and 70s?

 

https://magazine.atavist.com/coronado-high/

 

Fascinating story. It's a very, very long read, but well worth it. A movie was in the works, but apparently fell through. 

[T&C]

In the 8th grade we went to Attica State prison on a field trip. Spent a 2 solid hours in there. One of those motivational deals... small speeches by inmates about how you don't want to wind up in there... don't be like them, etc. The place is pretty intimidating once you walk through the front door.

[boyst]

2 hours ago, sherpa said:

 

No.

It is required for pilots who are going operate in hostile countries, what we call "feet dry."

It is not required for anti sub, transport, non search and rescue helicopters and others who would not go feet dry, ergo, not risk a POW thing.

 

It has changed massively since I went through, especially with the admission of women into that profession, but it was a very unenjoyable, but very valuable experience.

I know a friend who went to the academy and flew fighters had to do all of this. Figured it was standard. He has a Pentagon desk job now, got it like 4 years ago after spending a decade training pilots in Florida. The doerbirds or something 

[Golden*Wheels]

Got a night in lockup as a kid for smashing mailboxes. I received the full "cop is gonna scare this kid straight" treatment. I think it kind of worked.

 

 

[Patrick Duffy]

20 hours ago, Irv said:

What was it like?

 

Are you getting info to prepare yourself lol? Lot of ppl ask about that when they are definitely getting locked up soon or think there's a good chance of it lol. 

 

When the inevitable moment it's said to you, "find the biggest dude and punch him in the face".... I'd suggest not to take that advice haha.

 

I unfortunately can say that prison is better than jail, in most cases anyways...hang in there, 

[JÂy RÛßeÒ]

[Just Jack]

Yes, when I worked for the county, doing computer/printer repair, I'd have to go over to the local and county jail sometimes for service calls.  

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

5 hours ago, teef said:

i have not, but one of the guys in my wedding did some time in a federal prison.  i'm not sure who they are in relation to state prisons, but he did ok.  of course i had to ask about what goes down.  he said that by and large, everyone just leaves you alone.  fights and attacks are often coordinated and are a result of a specific inmate issues, gangs, drugs, etc.  he made it seem that if you kept to yourself, you'd be ok.   he never was aware of a rape when he was there, but he was aware of it happening, and again, it was typically a retaliation for gang activity/drugs.  apparently there were more than enough guys who were willing to hook up, so rape wasn't typically just for gratification.  i also asked whether pedophiles really get the brunt of it, and he thought for the most part no, as long as they were low key.  he claimed they mostly hung out with each other and did their own thing.  he did see someone attacked with the top of a tuna can, but otherwise he said it wasn't that bad.  i'm sure i'm leaving out a ton as i haven't seen him in a long time, but he was my go to guy with prison stories.  

one of my roommates in college was from san diego, so he and his friends would regularly go to tijuana to party.  he said the same thing.  the cops messed with them all the time, and they would have to find random cash or CDs in the car to hand over.  

A guy I know reasonably well was in for about 10 years.  I believe it was Dannemora, upstate NY, for drug conspiracy.   Interesting guy—-told me he was guilty of many things, but in that case was set up by the local PD (also known for corruption, historically).  
 

Told me he hung out with Gotti Jr while there, and said it was all about survival and hanging together with like/kind people.  He said it was mostly boring.  
 

The closest I came to going to the big house was sneaking some  contraband candy into Money Heist with Ben Stiller.   I never felt so alive. 
 

 

[unbillievable]

If you had a choice of going to prison for $500k/yr, how long would you stay?

 

 

[muppy]

I have known several people who spent time in prison for various assorted crimes.

 

My sister had a boyfriend who was incarcerated. I don' recall where he was housed but definitely a minimum security facility. She would visit on he weekend and bring him trays of food. Specifically home made manicotti.. This was in the 70's .

 

I know an ex con from Donovans Correcional facility here in san diego that was paroled after convicted of 2nd degree murder.  He became a Christian behind bars and has remained free with his wife and family for over 8 years.

 

I actually met him first inside the prison. I had clearance to enter as a ministry volunteer. It involved a lot of walking and through several security posts. Yard C was maximum security.  We workers were not allowed to wear anything blue due to it being the color the prisoners wore. The prison guards treated us respectfully for the most part.  Some didn't like we were there

 

The chapel was where we would interact with the inmates. We had specific training on how to behave behind the walls. My husband served in a prison ministry effort called KAIROS. In his kairos group in yard B was Suge Knight. The death row records exec That guy. Kairos has a Graduation ceremony where people can apply for and receive a one day clearance and attend as a surprise for the men. I attended and  saw him.  When he got up to speak said his name was Suge I could hardly believe it. He is a fairly big guy bald head black sunglasses. 

 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2023 by muppy

[T&C]

1 hour ago, unbillievable said:

If you had a choice of going to prison for $500k/yr, how long would you stay?

 

 

Probate that to 3 days...

[boyst]

2 hours ago, unbillievable said:

If you had a choice of going to prison for $500k/yr, how long would you stay?

 

 

Before my family, 4 years 

[aristocrat]

Guy I knew got a year in prison and he got through by running the gambling. He just said the guys in there are just the most degenerate types of peoples and he got enough guys to owe him money he was fine.  
 

but when he first got in he thought he had to fight so he got into a fight with a skin head but they tricked him into taking the fight in their little wing and they jumped him and beat the shot outta him. He didn’t talk so he got left alone after but his nose is crooked as hell

[T&C]

59 minutes ago, aristocrat said:

Guy I knew got a year in prison and he got through by running the gambling. He just said the guys in there are just the most degenerate types of peoples and he got enough guys to owe him money he was fine.  
 

but when he first got in he thought he had to fight so he got into a fight with a skin head but they tricked him into taking the fight in their little wing and they jumped him and beat the shot outta him. He didn’t talk so he got left alone after but his nose is crooked as hell

You hang with a tough crowd... I kind of like when someone spills a coffee cup by accident.

[Jauronimo]

I did a nickel in Big Spring for insider trading.  It wasn't so bad.  Food sucked and it was boring but people mostly kept to themselves.  Had to shank a guy who budged me in line for the go karts but other than that it was easy time.  We actually became quite good friends after that, funnily enough.  

Edited August 17, 2023 by Jauronimo

[Bill from NYC]

12 hours ago, unbillievable said:

If you had a choice of going to prison for $500k/yr, how long would you stay?

 

 

Not one second.

[Wacka]

7 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

I did a nickel in Big Spring for insider trading.  It wasn't so bad.  Food sucked and it was boring but people mostly kept to themselves.  Had to shank a guy who budged me in line for the go karts but other than that it was easy time.  We actually became quite good friends after that, funnily enough.  

Sp you shiv'd the mojo?

[WhoTom]

15 hours ago, unbillievable said:

If you had a choice of going to prison for $500k/yr, how long would you stay?

 

 

 

If I could plea bargain that to six months under house arrest with an ankle bracelet (during football season), then I'd take the cool quarter mil.

 

As for prison - there's no price high enough for me.