How do you know you're a degenerate gambler?

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Easy, your name is Phil Mickelson.

 

 

[T&C]

Meh. He's got the bucks, it would be like me losing $300 at the craps table. 

[Saxum]

How do you gamble on degenerates?

[SinceThe70s]

How do you know I'm not?

[ExiledInIllinois]

3 hours ago, T&C said:

Meh. He's got the bucks, it would be like me losing $300 at the craps table. 

A BILLION? 😮‍💨

 

ADD a few more zeros please. 😉 

Hey Phil:

[Gugny]

You might be a degenerate gambler … If you place bets on preseason NFL games.

[GoBills808]

lol how much time you got

[That's No Moon]

Then you think about all the putts he missed or balls he shanked into the woods and you wonder.

[LeviF]

Calling up a major book to place a bet on an event you're participating in... yeah that's a bad look.

[B-Man]

A guy’s walking down the strip in Las Vegas when another man approaches him, asking for money because his wife is in the hospital and really needs an operation.

 

The first man thinks for a second and then asks, “I’d like to help you out, but how do I know you won’t take my money, go into the casino, and blow it all at the roulette table?”

 

The second man answers, “Oh, you don’t have to worry about that. I’ve got gambling money.”

 

 

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[Nextmanup]

You know if you host a daily sports radio talk show on WGR-550 in Buffalo, NY, from 3pm to 7pm with a co-host named Chris "The Bulldog" Parker.

 

😂

[Fleezoid]