LMAO! Josh Allen dishing out dating advice for Kelce after he gets rejected by Taylor Swift 😂

[Big Turk]

Hilarious...Allen says it had to be because he tried to give her a friendship bracelet 😂😂😂

 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/josh-allen-says-surprised-taylor-181839390.html

[eball]

One of the many things I dig about Josh is his quick wit.  You know he, Mahomes, and Kelce were probably talking about this stuff when they played together at the golf tourney in Tahoe last month.

 

[BillsFooteball]

Hey can’t blame him for taking his shot at Taylor! 🔥 

[Big Turk]

1 minute ago, BillsFooteball said:

Hey can’t blame him for taking his shot at Taylor! 🔥 

 

She doesn't look like the type to date athletes or muscular dudes...most of her guys have been scrawny 

[JakeFrommStateFarm]

Can't blame kelce for swinging for the fences !!

[EffKCChiefs]

I didnt think Kelce liked women. 

[boco357]

Kelce tops the league for me in punchable faces.

[GoBills808]

7 minutes ago, boco357 said:

Kelce tops the league for me in punchable faces.

Used to be the same for me but I started watching the podcast he does w his brother and I have a better opinion of him now

[Goin Breakdown]

4 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

Used to be the same for me but I started watching the podcast he does w his brother and I have a better opinion of him now

Now why go and do a thing like that?

[Mark Vader]

12 minutes ago, boco357 said:

Kelce tops the league for me in punchable faces.

More than Mike McDaniel?

[BillsShredder83]

Kelce is a trash bf.  His fiance dumped him because he expected her to pay half rent (im assuming mansion/absurdly priced loft), and same thing at expensive restaurants.  She suggested eating places in her budget and he would scoff at it.  Im all for shutting down a gold digger but if you make 8digits a year and your girl makes5 or 6 digits, you make concessions.  He reminds me of every Tonawanda thuggy white kid, but with tons of dough

9 minutes ago, Mark Vader said:

More than Mike McDaniel?

Mikes cool af in my book. Players like playing for him

[boco357]

9 minutes ago, Mark Vader said:

More than Mike McDaniel?

Mcdaniel is too new and goofy.  Kelce tries way too hard.  Gronk is more tolerable than him.

[Mark Vader]

11 minutes ago, boco357 said:

Mcdaniel is too new and goofy.  Kelce tries way too hard.  Gronk is more tolerable than him.

Ugh! No way!

12 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Kelce is a trash bf.  His fiance dumped him because he expected her to pay half rent (im assuming mansion/absurdly priced loft), and same thing at expensive restaurants.  She suggested eating places in her budget and he would scoff at it.  Im all for shutting down a gold digger but if you make 8digits a year and your girl makes5 or 6 digits, you make concessions.  He reminds me of every Tonawanda thuggy white kid, but with tons of dough

Mikes cool af in my book. Players like playing for him

Yeah, but that face is very punchable.

[Big Turk]

52 minutes ago, boco357 said:

Kelce tops the league for me in punchable faces.

 

It's still Brad Marchand and Brian Smolinski for me but that's in hockey.

31 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said:

Kelce is a trash bf.  His fiance dumped him because he expected her to pay half rent (im assuming mansion/absurdly priced loft), and same thing at expensive restaurants.  She suggested eating places in her budget and he would scoff at it.  Im all for shutting down a gold digger but if you make 8digits a year and your girl makes5 or 6 digits, you make concessions.  He reminds me of every Tonawanda thuggy white kid, but with tons of dough

Mikes cool af in my book. Players like playing for him

 

Maybe he felt Taylor Swift could handle it...actually he might be the one who couldn't handle it. She makes a hell of a lot more in 6 months than he probably will in his NFL career.

Edited August 5, 2023 by Big Turk

[JerseyBills]

I don't find T Swift attractive.  Idk not my type

[Luka]

5 minutes ago, JerseyBills said:

I don't find T Swift attractive.  Idk not my type

 

She's definitely a lizard under that human costume. Also, why date someone who's very publicly shown that she's a complete dumpster fire in the personality department?

[BillsFooteball]

6 minutes ago, Big Turk said:

 

It's still Brad Marchand and Brian Smolinski for me but that's in hockey.

 

Maybe he felt Taylor Swift could handle it...actually he might be the one who couldn't handle it. She makes a hell of a lot more in 6 months than he probably will in his NFL career.

Yeah she’s going to be a billionaire from this tour. I went and whether you like her music or not it was the most impressive performance  I’ve ever seen. 44 songs 3.5 hours is just unbelievable. Also she’s bringing in 4.2 BN economy from these shows. Big fan of her and not relevant but she’s very easy on the eye 

This is definitely going to get moved off the wall but while it lasts she’s the 🐐 performer. You can’t not be wowed at her shows or appreciate legs for days! 

[Haslett_Stomp]

Her teeth remind me of Nicholas Cage in Peggy Sue Got Married.

[Utah John]

I wonder what Kelce's wife thought about that friendship bracelet...

[Billsfanatixs]

2 hours ago, boco357 said:

Kelce tops the league for me in punchable faces.

Yeah, now that Brady retired, Kelce is "Goat" of punchable faces

Edited August 5, 2023 by Billsfanatixs