KRC Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 It doesn't matter. THOSE desecrations were the "will of Allah"... 349494[/snapback] In an attempt to understand this: It is the will of Allah to pray to Allah. It is also the will of Allah to blow up said people while they are praying to Allah, all the while blaming the infidels for causing this servant of Allah to blow up the aforementioned worshipers of Allah. Makes sense. Just one question, though: if they keep blowing up worshipers of Allah, who will be left to "do the will of Allah?"
Alaska Darin Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Just one question, though: if they keep blowing up worshipers of Allah, who will be left to "do the will of Allah?" 349524[/snapback] Hopefully Allah us.
Johnny Coli Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 In an attempt to understand this: It is the will of Allah to pray to Allah. It is also the will of Allah to blow up said people while they are praying to Allah, all the while blaming the infidels for causing this servant of Allah to blow up the aforementioned worshipers of Allah. Makes sense. Just one question, though: if they keep blowing up worshipers of Allah, who will be left to "do the will of Allah?" 349524[/snapback] I went out and got bombed after KRC lost the presidential election. Six of one, half dozen of another.
KRC Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Hopefully Allah us. 349541[/snapback] I see you have been taking comedy lessons from Tom.
SilverNRed Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Hopefully Allah us. 349541[/snapback] Hate to say it, but that was the funniest damn one-liner I've ever seen at TSW!
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 In an attempt to understand this: It is the will of Allah to pray to Allah. It is also the will of Allah to blow up said people while they are praying to Allah, all the while blaming the infidels for causing this servant of Allah to blow up the aforementioned worshipers of Allah. Makes sense. Just one question, though: if they keep blowing up worshipers of Allah, who will be left to "do the will of Allah?" 349524[/snapback] No, no, no..."Allah" decides what will happen; the suicide bombers are merely instruments of "Allah's will". Ergo, if a suicide bomber blows up a mosque...it was preordained by Allah, as the bomber was merely a servant of Allah, and therefore Allah has desecrated his own words, which really isn't desecration as it's Allah's own actions. When WE do it, however...we aren't servants of Allah, therefore the desecration really IS desecration. And I think it's a simple matter to see how, from that, it easily follows that when we desecrate the Koran the faithful serveants of Allah must go out and as instruments of His will kill other faithful servants of Allah, but when Allah himself desecrates his own words, the faithful must burn Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises. In fact, that's so obvious I don't even see the need to explain it...
KRC Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 I went out and got bombed after KRC lost the presidential election. Six of one, half dozen of another. 349553[/snapback] Did you get bombed in a KFC?
KRC Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 No, no, no..."Allah" decides what will happen; the suicide bombers are merely instruments of "Allah's will". Ergo, if a suicide bomber blows up a mosque...it was preordained by Allah, as the bomber was merely a servant of Allah, and therefore Allah has desecrated his own words, which really isn't desecration as it's Allah's own actions. When WE do it, however...we aren't servants of Allah, therefore the desecration really IS desecration. And I think it's a simple matter to see how, from that, it easily follows that when we desecrate the Koran the faithful serveants of Allah must go out and as instruments of His will kill other faithful servants of Allah, but when Allah himself desecrates his own words, the faithful must burn Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises. In fact, that's so obvious I don't even see the need to explain it... 349619[/snapback] Uhhhh..OK...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Uhhhh..OK... 349628[/snapback] Clearly, you haven't read the Koran... ut fight them not at the Sacred mosque, unless they (first) fight you there; but if they fight you, burn their Kentucky Fried Chicken. Such is the reward of those who suppress faith. - al-Baqara 2:191
KRC Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Clearly, you haven't read the Koran... 349697[/snapback] That was not covered in my translation.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Just one question, though: if they keep blowing up worshipers of Allah, who will be left to "do the will of Allah?" 349524[/snapback] Hopefully no one. That would really be the ideal situation, that they destroy themselves.
Reuben Gant Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Hopefully no one. That would really be the ideal situation, that they destroy themselves. 349807[/snapback] So you are hoping that terrorists kill innocent people, and call this a good thing?
SilverNRed Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 So you are hoping that terrorists kill innocent people, and call this a good thing? 349950[/snapback] You haven't been paying attention. No one is innocent because Allah says so.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 You haven't been paying attention. No one is innocent because Allah says so. 349954[/snapback] Actually, JSP says so. Unless you're saying JSP = Allah...
Chilly Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Actually, JSP says so. Unless you're saying JSP = Allah... 349969[/snapback] JSP is like the anti-Allah.
OGTEleven Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 That was actually lamer than my attempt at humor... 349061[/snapback] Swerving off topic: Do any of you guys remember a thread that was linked from TBD? It was from a Texas or Oklahoma fan website and they were busting on the other team by referencing recruiting efforts in Afghanistan. It was about a 7 page long thread and extremely funny.
philburger1 Posted June 3, 2005 Author Posted June 3, 2005 Swerving off topic: Do any of you guys remember a thread that was linked from TBD? It was from a Texas or Oklahoma fan website and they were busting on the other team by referencing recruiting efforts in Afghanistan. It was about a 7 page long thread and extremely funny. 349995[/snapback] Yes! i recall looking at it at work and nearly falling out of my chair laughing. I liberal co-working seemed upset that those people we being made fun of. I guess you aren't supposed to poke fun at racist, bigotted, killers.
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