philburger1 Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Kentucky Fried Chicken, of course! But yes, dropping a koran on the floor is a lot worse, and causes massive protests! KARACHI, Pakistan (AP) -- A mob angered by an al Qaeda-linked suicide bombing in a Shiite mosque set a KFC restaurant on fire in overnight rioting, killing six employees and bringing the day's overall death toll to 12, police said Tuesday. Security in Karachi shifted into "high alert," said Rauf Siddiqi, home minister of Sindh province, of which Karachi is the capital. "These incidents are happening one after the other. We are trying to find a link between them," he told the private Geo television station. "This is a criminal and merciless attack." The bomber slipped into the mosque during a gunbattle with police that left another attacker and two officers dead, and blew himself up during evening prayers Monday, killing one worshipper and wounding at least 26. An outraged crowd of about 1,000 Shiites, many beating their chests in mourning, rampaged afterwards in this southern port city, setting fire to cars and shops and killing at least six more people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Apparently not everyone needs a little KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Well...that whole al-Qaeda-KFC link is little known, but well documented. In fact, their famous slogan "finger lickin' good" is a paraphrasing of a statement Colonel Sanders - then a Major in the Afghani mujahadeen - was heard to make: "Allahu akhbar, this roasted goat is tasty enough to lick off of my fingers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 Well...that whole al-Qaeda-KFC link is little known, but well documented. In fact, their famous slogan "finger lickin' good" is a paraphrasing of a statement Colonel Sanders - then a Major in the Afghani mujahadeen - was heard to make: "Allahu akhbar, this roasted goat is tasty enough to lick off of my fingers!" 348968[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 And this is a suprise HOW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 Well...that whole al-Qaeda-KFC link is little known, but well documented. In fact, their famous slogan "finger lickin' good" is a paraphrasing of a statement Colonel Sanders - then a Major in the Afghani mujahadeen - was heard to make: "Allahu akhbar, this roasted goat is tasty enough to lick off of my fingers!" 348968[/snapback] I always though Islamo-Facist were big in to Mexican food. They just love hot Al-Quesadas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I always though Islamo-Facist were big in to Mexican food.They just love hot Al-Quesadas! 349018[/snapback] That was actually lamer than my attempt at humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 I'm not a huge fan of vegetables, but I do think KFC has pretty decent slaw for a fast-food chain. It's a good product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted June 1, 2005 Author Share Posted June 1, 2005 That was actually lamer than my attempt at humor... 349061[/snapback] I know, I know, I just couldn't help myself. Is this fake news story on my personal web site better? http://www.hilburger.com/news_main.php?Id=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 Down with KFC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Actually KFC has raised a mild ruckus in the UK with its disgusting commercial showing people talking with their mouths full. How gross. That says something about their target market I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Actually KFC has raised a mild ruckus in the UK with its disgusting commercial showing people talking with their mouths full. How gross. That says something about their target market I suppose. 349264[/snapback] I thought english people were too sophisticated for KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I thought english people were too sophisticated for KFC. 349269[/snapback] Dude, have you ever seen what they eat? Probably the biggest reason for building the empire was finding someone who could make a decent meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 Actually KFC has raised a mild ruckus in the UK with its disgusting commercial showing people talking with their mouths full. How gross. That says something about their target market I suppose. 349264[/snapback] That gives the people every right to burn it down and kill the people who worked there, of course! Even though their mosque got bombed by Osma's Lackies. They probably even chanted "Death to America!" again. Even though the bombing was done my our #1 enemy. Akubla Akubar! Le le le le ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 That gives the people every right to burn it down and kill the people who worked there, of course! Even though their mosque got bombed by Osma's Lackies. They probably even chanted "Death to America!" again. Even though the bombing was done my our #1 enemy. Akubla Akubar! Le le le le ! 349279[/snapback] They bombed a mosque in London? That's news to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Kentucky Fried Chicken, of course! But yes, dropping a koran on the floor is a lot worse, and causes massive protests! KARACHI, Pakistan (AP) -- A mob angered by an al Qaeda-linked suicide bombing in a Shiite mosque set a KFC restaurant on fire in overnight rioting, killing six employees and bringing the day's overall death toll to 12, police said Tuesday. Security in Karachi shifted into "high alert," said Rauf Siddiqi, home minister of Sindh province, of which Karachi is the capital. "These incidents are happening one after the other. We are trying to find a link between them," he told the private Geo television station. "This is a criminal and merciless attack." The bomber slipped into the mosque during a gunbattle with police that left another attacker and two officers dead, and blew himself up during evening prayers Monday, killing one worshipper and wounding at least 26. An outraged crowd of about 1,000 Shiites, many beating their chests in mourning, rampaged afterwards in this southern port city, setting fire to cars and shops and killing at least six more people. 348939[/snapback] When the mosque was bombed, I wonder how many Koran's were desecrated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted June 2, 2005 Author Share Posted June 2, 2005 They bombed a mosque in London? That's news to me. 349287[/snapback] More fun from the Religion of Peace! BEIRUT, Lebanon -- A bomb blast in Lebanon has claimed the life of a prominent Lebanese journalist. Aftermath of bomb blast which killed Lebanese journalist Samir Kassir, Beirut, Lebanon Police said the explosive was pla ced in his car and went off this morning, enveloping the car in flames and killing Samir Kassir. Kassir wrote a newspaper column that frequently criticized Syria, which pulled its troops out of Lebanon just last month after decades of domination. Lebanon is now in the midst of its first post-Syrian parliamentary elections. The prime minister is among those who have gone to the scene of the bombing. He denounces those trying to bring Lebanon down, pledging to defend security and freedom. Police don't know who's responsible for the bombing. But one opposition lawmaker is blaming Damascus. In her words, "It looks like we're not done yet with Syria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 More fun from the Religion of Peace!BEIRUT, Lebanon -- A bomb blast in Lebanon has claimed the life of a prominent Lebanese journalist. Aftermath of bomb blast which killed Lebanese journalist Samir Kassir, Beirut, Lebanon Police said the explosive was pla ced in his car and went off this morning, enveloping the car in flames and killing Samir Kassir. Kassir wrote a newspaper column that frequently criticized Syria, which pulled its troops out of Lebanon just last month after decades of domination. Lebanon is now in the midst of its first post-Syrian parliamentary elections. The prime minister is among those who have gone to the scene of the bombing. He denounces those trying to bring Lebanon down, pledging to defend security and freedom. Police don't know who's responsible for the bombing. But one opposition lawmaker is blaming Damascus. In her words, "It looks like we're not done yet with Syria 349416[/snapback] Let's not forget the 20 or so muslims killed by another muslim car bombing in Iraq yesterday. Barbarians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I thought english people were too sophisticated for KFC. 349269[/snapback] No. They are too sophisticated to see a dentist every 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 When the mosque was bombed, I wonder how many Koran's were desecrated? 349415[/snapback] It doesn't matter. THOSE desecrations were the "will of Allah"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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