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When I was 18 I tried to light a fart on fire... while I was working at Kohl's.

 

I was a bit too successful, as the flame exploded, then sucked itself right back into my ass through my pants! I felt like a crapped myself, but while on fire. 

 

Needless to say everyone thought I was a moron... BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BABY!? 

 

I AM SMART! 😆

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8 hours ago, Taro Nimbus said:

How did they conduct this survey?  Did they mail out IQ tests to the fans?

Cut rate Wonderlic testing.  Fans believe it's Wonderlic, fine print reveals real name is 'Wonderbout'.  Sort of like the cut rate calculators Morty Seinfeld gave out...Willards, instead of Wizards.

Posted
5 hours ago, ChronicAndKnuckles said:

They’ve obviously never lurked in this forum 

You have to remember that a good amount of the stupid on here comes from other teams' trolls/fans.

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At first, I felt pretty good about Bills fans being ranked as the smartest fan base. 

 

However - I then saw that Jets fans are ranked #30 - I'm sorry, but I cannot take any rankings seriously if Jets fans are ranked anywhere else except #32. There is no way that any fan base can be less knowledgeable than Jets fans! 

   

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Captain_Quint said:

Everyone sent in their W-2s


Wait, we only had to send in the W-2?  I was asked to send my social and bank account info, along with an iTune card to pay for processing.  

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Wee is them most smert fanz in da leeg.  No udder teem is bedder dan us fans. We do da best hiku to.  
 

 

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I'm just going to say this:

 

I would take our TBD  top 10 football heavyweight posters against Any other NFL fan base posters. in an discussion of NFL football and the Buffalo Bills. BLAM

 

They would be obliterated it would be no contest whatsoever. Scorched Earth POOF

 

Bills mafia table crashers not withstanding. They set themselves on fire YIKES.

 

It somehow fits and it all somehow works though. We are indeed LEGEND

 

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Posted

Browns, Buccs and Rams fans make sense. Teams like the Bills that have a generation of playing poorly. This causes fans to spend more time investigating other teams for potential future players and have more knowledge for betting purposes.

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Wow, a lot of folks here are trying to sabotage that ranking with all those videos. Perhaps it's because smart people aren't all that much fun to party with. And I'm here to confess.....I party like a mutha....
 

 

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