Don't be dumb, Poop!

[Fleezoid]

"Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds"

 

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/19/health/constipation-cognitive-decline-gut-health-wellness/index.html

 

And you certainly don't want people thinking you're full of crap.

[BuffaloBill]

I guess my brain is safe ….

[teef]

i'm getting smarter right now.

[T&C]

It would be safe to say that some here don't poop at all anymore and haven't for years. Still fun to read though...

[Augie]

9 minutes ago, teef said:

i'm getting smarter right now.

 

Do you talk on the phone in there, too? HINT: Nobody wants that!!! 

[teef]

Just now, Augie said:

 

Do you talk on the phone in there, too? HINT: Nobody wants that!!! 

it's where i take my emergency calls.  grunting makes it seem like i'm very interested.

[Warcodered]

So wait there's a scientific link to being full of *****?

[Jon in Pasadena]

[Your Brown Eye]

I approve of this message

[Just Jack]

What if you poop three time a day? 

 

[Draconator]

51 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

What if you poop three time a day? 

 

On a good day I'm pooping 3 times in 20 minutes...

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

What if you poop three time a day? 

 

That's Mensa land!

41 minutes ago, Draconator said:

On a good day I'm pooping 3 times in 20 minutes...

Whatya you a goose?

[Gugny]

I’m waiting for @Einstein to tell us that he lives on the terlet. 

[Just Jack]

52 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

That's Mensa land!

 

Well, I guess that checks out.  Member since 2005. 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I ***** like 6 times a day and I still can’t spell vacashun.

[Just Jack]

3 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I ***** like 6 times a day and I still can’t spell vacashun.

vaccination.  You’re welcome. 

[Draconator]

11 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Whatya you a goose?

For the record your honor, excessive daily diarrhea to where I had to see a Gastroenterologist and be prescribed prescription Metamucil to control it. Did the tests to see what may be causing it, tests all came back negative. Just the way the good lord made me. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 hour ago, Draconator said:

For the record your honor, excessive daily diarrhea to where I had to see a Gastroenterologist and be prescribed prescription Metamucil to control it. Did the tests to see what may be causing it, tests all came back negative. Just the way the good lord made me. 

Lactose intolerance? 

[Fr. Jerk]

[Draconator]

45 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Lactose intolerance? 

Nope