NoHuddleKelly12 Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Just as the Chiefs roster enjoys a good booking photo now and then, their Superfan won’t be outdone! https://www.mediaite.com/sports/kansas-city-chiefs-superfan-chiefsaholic-arrested-for-laundering-robbery-after-months-on-the-run/ Quote
Warcodered Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) Maybe he just thought this was the way to get the team to hire him as a waterboy? Edited July 11, 2023 by Warcodered 1 Quote
The Frankish Reich Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 11 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: Just as the Chiefs roster enjoys a good booking photo now and then, their Superfan won’t be outdone! https://www.mediaite.com/sports/kansas-city-chiefs-superfan-chiefsaholic-arrested-for-laundering-robbery-after-months-on-the-run/ We are so lucky that most criminals really are that stupid. "His cell phone pinged to various robbery locations." You do know you can power down that phone or leave it at home? I guess not. 1 Quote
Rico Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Hope he tears a quad doing the Tomahawk Chop in jail. 1 1 Quote
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted July 11, 2023 Author Posted July 11, 2023 3 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: He’s been busy. 2 Quote
Augie Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, The Frankish Reich said: We are so lucky that most criminals really are that stupid. "His cell phone pinged to various robbery locations." You do know you can power down that phone or leave it at home? I guess not. One of the bank branches in my territory had a “robbery” attempt by a similarly bright thief. It was after 4:00pm so the lobby was closed. A car pulls up in the first lane in the drive-thru and the guy demands $20k. Little Ann Marie is working the drive-thru, and she just takes two steps to her right so the guy can’t see her. He yells for a little bit before taking off. Some plan! I arrived about the time the police were questioning her. They asked her how she knew something was up, and she said “he’s the only guy who pulled up all day with a towel over his head.” Life must be really difficult for people like this! . Edited July 11, 2023 by Augie 2 3 Quote
Logic Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Bank robbery? Money laundering? Evading law enforcement? If only this guy was athletically gifted, he'd be a perfect fit for the Chiefs roster. 2 5 Quote
BuffaloBillyG Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) Are we sure this isn't @Zerovoltz? 😄😄 Edited July 11, 2023 by BuffaloBillyG 3 1 Quote
BillsShredder83 Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Im all for non-violent bank robberies! Oh no, our oppressors temporarily lose .001% profit. This is front page news, but when banks get caught committing atrocious 9digit financial crimes, its crickets. F*** the Cheefs, but i stand with "forgotten nickname here" 1 2 1 Quote
Gugny Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Dammit! I thought this was about Mahomes’ little sister dancing queen. 2 Quote
John from Riverside Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Just ask zero this is no big deal 46 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: Im all for non-violent bank robberies! Oh no, our oppressors temporarily lose .001% profit. This is front page news, but when banks get caught committing atrocious 9digit financial crimes, its crickets. F*** the Cheefs, but i stand with "forgotten nickname here" I think you should definitely prove your point, and rob a bank 1 Quote
Just Jack Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 Quote Investigators also recovered a glove from the Great Western Bank in Clive, Iowa, following a March 2 robbery. Well, we all know how having a glove proves you're guilty... 2 Quote
aristocrat Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 Dude stole a lot more money than I thought. I mean he walked out with 6 figures a few times. I didn’t think you could pull that off these days. Quote
Buffalo Boy Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 2 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said: Im all for non-violent bank robberies! Oh no, our oppressors temporarily lose .001% profit. This is front page news, but when banks get caught committing atrocious 9digit financial crimes, its crickets. F*** the Cheefs, but i stand with "forgotten nickname here" You got a point 🤷♂️ https://www.npr.org/2023/07/11/1187060652/bank-of-america-250-million-illegal-fees-fake-accounts-fines#:~:text=Jeff Chiu%2FAP-,Bank of America%2C one of the nation's largest banks%2C is,fake accounts and withholding rewards. 9 hours ago, Rico said: Hope he tears a quad doing the Tomahawk Chop in jail. I think he needs to worry about another part of his anatomy getting torn up😜 1 1 Quote
TAinLack. Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 17 hours ago, HOUSE said: One little mistake Yes, him being born. 1 Quote
LeviF Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 16 hours ago, BillsShredder83 said: Im all for non-violent bank robberies! Oh no, our oppressors temporarily lose .001% profit. This is front page news, but when banks get caught committing atrocious 9digit financial crimes, its crickets. F*** the Cheefs, but i stand with "forgotten nickname here" I’m interested in hearing more about the “armed robbery is non-violent” take. 1 Quote
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