Augie Posted June 15, 2023 Posted June 15, 2023 If that is not allowed, shouldn’t they have a sign or something? Quote
WhoTom Posted June 15, 2023 Posted June 15, 2023 "Well, I met this tree ... yadda yadda yadda ... the next thing I know, I'm in a jail cell pulling splinters out of my junk." Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 15, 2023 Posted June 15, 2023 God love ThePost! "He branched out from the bedroom." 🤣🤣🤣 1 Quote
Nextmanup Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 "Themis Matsoukas, 64, was allegedly caught in footage naked from the waist down performing the vile sex acts on his collie near bathrooms at Rothrock State Forest in Pennsylvania, according to reports." Doesn't look like the sort to screw his collie, does he?! 2 hours ago, WhoTom said: "Well, I met this tree ... yadda yadda yadda ... the next thing I know, I'm in a jail cell pulling splinters out of my junk." I was thinking about splinters. You would think the act of screwing a tree wouldn't really be enjoyable. But hey, what do I know! Quote
WhoTom Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: You would think the act of screwing a tree wouldn't really be enjoyable. But hey, what do I know! I know people say, "Don't knock it until you've tried it," but I'm quite certain that that rule of thumb is wrong more often than it's right. This is one of those cases. 1 Quote
Augie Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 (edited) 29 minutes ago, WhoTom said: I know people say, "Don't knock it until you've tried it," but I'm quite certain that that rule of thumb is wrong more often than it's right. This is one of those cases. Wasn’t Jeff Spicoli the first to say that? It must be great advice! . Edited June 16, 2023 by Augie 1 Quote
Fleezoid Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 He found out the hard way, the bark is worse than the bite. Quote
Nextmanup Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Fleezoid said: He found out the hard way, the bark is worse than the bite. Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 It was probably one of those slutty willow trees. Quote
Beck Water Posted June 16, 2023 Posted June 16, 2023 On 6/15/2023 at 3:37 PM, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: Tree f'er Your link is weird, but I doubt the tree is disturbed or injured by his acts. On the other hand, I followed this link: https://nypost.com/2023/06/14/penn-state-professor-themis-matsoukas-accused-of-performing-sexual-acts-with-his-dog/ All I can think of is, did someone rescue the poor dog? Quote
Draconator Posted June 17, 2023 Posted June 17, 2023 Why should we stop a guy who is just trying to get a piece of wood? Quote
Buffalo716 Posted June 17, 2023 Posted June 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: It was probably one of those slutty willow trees. ***** sluts 1 Quote
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