RoyBatty is alive Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, SWATeam said: Is someone holding you in this thread against your will? Blink twice if you need help! Yes I need help, send the swat team. I am not glued to this thread, I just peruse it when I am bored hoping for a "conclusion" but no such luck, instead it is spiraling wildly out of control. Wonder how bizarre it will be by page 200 so I will keep checking. 1 Quote
Mango Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 Just now, BillsFan692 said: Your response is honestly INSANE. You don't stay together with a woman because of your parents. wtf? Duuuude, what? We are all sorta chatting pretty respectfully and you are coming in like a bull in a china shop, so maybe slow down a bit with the name calling. Also I never said staying together. What are you talking about. Cheating on the daughter of a family friend, especially in small town, has ramifications for other peoples relationships. That's it full stop. There would be no issues if Josh just broke up with Brittany. The entire conversation is about cheating. Try and keep up a little bit better if you are going to be so aggressive. Quote
Logic Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 This thread is......really somethin'. Lordy. 4 2 2 Quote
EasternOHBillsFan Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, stevewin said: I chuckle every post you make - it's honestly hilarious the 'o' on your keyboard is broken For old timers what was the hamster or gerbil or something that used to post in the old days - reminds me of that lol Handy tip... if a key on the keyboard is broken, you can use the virtual keyboard on any Windows 10 or 11 computer, in case some people don't know about it. All you have to do it go to Personalization-->Settings and turn the virtual keyboard icon on under Taskbar. Quote
ALG1130 Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, BuffaloBillyG said: Ok for those joining late I will provide a recap of all information known from all sources. Last year before the Bengals game Josh Allen cheated on his long time girlfriend with a barmaid. Knocked her up. Then had a confrontation with his ex at 3am the night before the Bengals playoff game leading to a poor performance (on the field not in the bedroom). Diggs was angered by this because he's a competitive guy. Around the same time Allen allegedly slept with (and impregnated) one of Stef's friends wives. Then went on to have some down time with one of Stef's ex's. MEANWHILE: Diggs feels like he has no say in the offense and wishes Ken Dorsey would stop being mean and get him the ball more. He's also cheesed off that the Bills didn't do enough to help him and take the pressure off him while also being offended that the Bills flirted with bringing in DHop...who Im sure didn't sign here because our QB can't keep his putter in his pants. After the season everyone went their separate ways for 5 months. But they had conversations. Of course they also didn't speak at all. Stef did photo shoots. Allen was on the red carpet sleeping with movie stars and playing golf. Von was rehabbing and making statements of grandeur about Beane signing every player that made an all pro team since 1994. Also happening at the same time Chad Hall took a lateral move to Jacksonville because he was passed over for promotion and Diggs didn't like that. Unconfirmed is if Hall took the position to keep his wife as far away from Allen's unchecked Talley whacker as possible. It all boils over yesterday when Diggs reported to the team with the intent to practice...yet somehow left before practice. I believe McDermott said something about being "very concerned" that out out of control sex freak of a QB was targeting his wife next(citation needed). Also, no one saw these issues coming. Except for Jerry Sullivan who was clued into the issues before they even happened by Ryan Fitzpatrick (he did go to Harvard). And 95% of the board has no clue what "cap" means in modern slang. This is amazing!! Thank you for the rundown. Honestly, I think we could all use a laugh! 3 Quote
BuffaloBillyG Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Draconator said: Had to Gizoogle it: Ok fo' dem joinin late I'ma provide a recap of all shiznit known from all sources. Last year before tha Bengals game Josh Allen cheated on his *****in long time hoe wit a funky-ass barmaid. Y'all KNOW dat *****, mutha*****a! Knocked her up. Then had a cold-ass lil confrontation wit his wild lil' *****in ex at 3am tha night before tha Bengals playoff game leadin ta a skanky performizzle (on tha field not up in tha bedroom). Diggs was angered by dis cuz he a cold-ass lil competitizzle mutha*****a fo' realz. Around tha same time Allen allegedly slept wit (and impregnated) one of Stefz playaz wives. Then went on ta have some down time wit one of Stefz ex's. MEANWHILE: Diggs feels like dat schmoooove mutha*****a has no say up in tha offense n' wishes Ken Dorsey would stop actin straight-up mutha*****in salty n' git his ass tha bizzle mo' n' mo' n' mo'. Dat punk also cheesed off dat tha Bizzlez didn't do enough ta help his ass n' take tha heat off his ass while also bein offended dat tha Bizzlez flirted wit brangin up in DHop...who Im shizzle didn't sign here cuz our QB can't keep his thugged-out lil' putta up in his thugged-out lil' pants. Afta tha season mah playas went they separate ways fo' 5 months. But they had conversations. Of course they also didn't drop a rhyme at all. Right back up in yo mutha*****in ass. Stef did photo blasts fo' realz. Allen was on tha red carpet chillin wit porno stars n' playin golf. Von was rehabbin n' makin statementz of grandeur bout Beane signin every last mutha*****in playa dat made a all pro crew since 1994. Also goin' down all up in tha same time Chad Hall took a lateral move ta Jacksonville cuz da thug was passed over fo' promotion n' Diggs didn't like dis *****. Unconfirmed is if Hall took tha posizzle ta keep his hoe as far away from Allenz unchecked Talley whacker as possible. It all boils over yesterdizzle when Diggs reported ta tha crew wit tha intent ta practice...yet somehow left before practice. I believe McDermott holla'd suttin' bout bein "very concerned" dat up outta control sex freak of a QB was targetin his hoe next(citation needed). Also, no one saw these thangs coming. Except fo' Jeremy Sullivan whoz ass was clued tha ***** into tha thangs before they even happened by Ryan Fitzpatrick (he did git all up in Harvard) fo' realz. And 95% of tha board has no clue what tha ***** "cap" means up in modern slang. Now that's what I been talking bout. All makes sense when we break it down for the homies. 1 Quote
The Frankish Reich Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 Just now, UKBillFan said: Depends how out of control he is. Maybe he made a move on Diggs? Seriously, that would make more sense as an explanation for Diggs' behavior than what we have so far. 2 Quote
78thealltimegreat Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, Mango said: My post was about the Josh/Britt rumors at large. And how ultimately the pregnancy rumors didn't matter, because he did both Britt and his family dirty. Somebody asked how did Josh do his family dirty. That is my response. Britt Williams' family was friends with the Allen well before they started dating. Josh cheating on her very much changes the dynamic of his parents friendships, especially in a town of 8,000 people. He’s not married Britt is not his ex wife the story I heard was Britt wanted to get married Josh didn’t hence the stuff about looking for a husband on instagram at the Ky Derby. Quote
SectionC3 Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, boyst said: i do not discredit anything you're saying. i think josh is a bona fide celeb in WNY and a lot more scrutiny is done of him than just an ordinary player.but the local media was mum on both doug whaley being a drunk d-bag and russ brandon being a ladies man hitting on anything that walked by. this was right during the rise of the #metoo movement and ultimately was discovered by the Pegula's. i remember talking to a few girls when i'd go out in buffalo while visiting (back when i was single) and it was well known to some of these ladies that Brandon was out there with young co-eds, etc. there were two girls in particular from grand island everyone knew about. WNY still has some good ol' boy backwoods type stuff going on. To your point the media and the locals protect the Bills. Printing/publication of something salacious like this (assuming the sordid details are true) = end of access to the team. (Which is sort of absurd, really, because the PR department gives the local media guys nothing.) And, historically, the locals (be they in OP, EA, WS, or Hamburg) have kept certain salacious matters either to themselves or out of the news out of courtesy to the Bills and out of respect for privacy. Along those lines, all of the stuff that Jeremy White is saying today about Diggs maybe being in the right here - it’s not by accident. He knows something. What it is he knows I have no idea—I suspect that it relates to Diggs’s desire to have the same buy-in from others that Diggs provides, and for Diggs to have the same say as others who might be less dedicated than Diggs. But I strongly suspect that, if he takes something public and the Bills deem it out of school, Bills PR would be all over Audacy, which in turn should be all over White. Quote
Beck Water Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 1 minute ago, 78thealltimegreat said: I wonder if he is doing just enough for the mando OTAs to avoid what would be legally considered a fine. He has personal beef with someone if it’s anyone other than Josh I understand. If it is Josh he’s gone and as he should be. He can't be gone, cap wise. Whatever beef he has, they need to slaughter it, butcher it, wrap it in freezer paper, and pack it into the chest freezer. Stuff Diggs agent Bakari said and one of the insiders tweeted seem to me to indicate Diggs/Bakari may try to claim that because he checked in, got his physical, and met with coaches (but vamoosed before practice and didn't practice) he was "present" for mandatory minicamp, thus no fine. I wouldn't think the NFL would allow that to stand. Quote
Einstein Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, arcane said: Through my line of work, I have been around a large number of incredibly smart people who are paid a lot of money to basically carry the work of an entire sector of our engineering firm. I am not foolish enough to think I compare to these people. But I have learned how to spot them. Their mannerisms and linguistic and mathematical prowess betray their endless humility. The last thing they want is for others to grasp how far ahead they are. Engineers are a very different breed. I employ several of them. 1 1 Quote
RoyBatty is alive Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 I wonder if Diggs/Allen/Bill players read this crap and sit back and chuckle. I just read that "Beane" has been going out with "co-eds" so apparently no one is safe. 1 1 Quote
Mango Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 1 minute ago, 78thealltimegreat said: He’s not married Britt is not his ex wife the story I heard was Britt wanted to get married Josh didn’t hence the stuff about looking for a husband on instagram at the Ky Derby. What does Brit being his wife or not have anything do to do with anything? Cheating is cheating with or without being married. 1 minute ago, Beck Water said: He can't be gone, cap wise. Whatever beef he has, they need to slaughter it, butcher it, wrap it in freezer paper, and pack it into the chest freezer. Stuff Diggs agent Bakari said and one of the insiders tweeted seem to me to indicate Diggs/Bakari may try to claim that because he checked in, got his physical, and met with coaches (but vamoosed before practice and didn't practice) he was "present" for mandatory minicamp, thus no fine. I wouldn't think the NFL would allow that to stand. Bag it Tag it Sell it to the butcher in the store. 1 Quote
The Frankish Reich Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Mango said: Cheating on the daughter of a family friend, especially in small town, has ramifications for other peoples relationships. That's it full stop. True. We got Aaron Rodgers without the psychedlics and dark therapy. Maybe someone should send him to Oaxaca next offseason. 1 Quote
Mango Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 1 minute ago, The Frankish Reich said: True. We got Aaron Rodgers without the psychedlics and dark therapy. Maybe someone should send him to Oaxaca next offseason. Sounds like fun. Can I come? Quote
EasternOHBillsFan Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: I wonder if Diggs/Allen/Bill players read this crap and sit back and chuckle. I just read that "Beane" has been going out with "co-eds" so apparently no one is safe. They are most certainly not "chuckling" after this, I'll tell you that much... something is seriously wrong and you're treating it like it's no big deal. This is a very big deal. This is our window, and team chemistry is CRUCIAL if you want to win a championship. Quote
Last Guy on the Bench Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Beck Water said: He can't be gone, cap wise. Whatever beef he has, they need to slaughter it, butcher it, wrap it in freezer paper, and pack it into the chest freezer. Stuff Diggs agent Bakari said and one of the insiders tweeted seem to me to indicate Diggs/Bakari may try to claim that because he checked in, got his physical, and met with coaches (but vamoosed before practice and didn't practice) he was "present" for mandatory minicamp, thus no fine. I wouldn't think the NFL would allow that to stand. I absolutely don't want to see Diggs go anywhere. I think he has been and will continue to be a huge plus for the team. And I like the crazy bastard. But as to whether he could be traded cap wise, Florio says it's possible. His cap hit next year on the team is not that much smaller than his cap hit off the team (bonuses accelerate but salary - which is big next year - comes off). Diggs Trade Not Impossible Quote
BillsSbSoon Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, RoyBatty is alive said: I wonder if Diggs/Allen/Bill players read this crap and sit back and chuckle. I just read that "Beane" has been going out with "co-eds" so apparently no one is safe. He was talking about Russ brandon Quote
78thealltimegreat Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Mango said: What does Brit being his wife or not have anything do to do with anything? Cheating is cheating with or without being married. Bag it Tag it Sell it to the butcher in the store. There has never been a single confirmed source that he actually cheated on her and I personally don’t care. He wasn’t married and he’s one of the best QBs on the planet she wanted to lock him down and he didn’t want to be locked down I don’t blame him at all. 1 1 Quote
The Frankish Reich Posted June 14, 2023 Posted June 14, 2023 Just now, Mango said: Sounds like fun. Can I come? You might think sitting in a dark room for a weekend is basically free, but I hear it costs upwards of $10,000. 1 Quote
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