We're putting a team together to represent the USA. Do YOU have what it takes?

[PromoTheRobot]

 

[Saxum]

Are they taking judge applications?

 

Those too old to perform are Zebras.

[Buffalo716]

USA ! USA !

 

we are number 1!

[coloradobillsfan]

LOL this reminds me of the "International Sex Games" segment of the old 70s "Groove Tube" film.  

"the sweep.. the curl.. and a lovely probe"

Yeah you won't find this one on Youtube..

[4merper4mer]

Canadians will have record for most vomit induced.

[Behindenemylines]

It’s on ESPN 8, The Ocho

 

right after the dodgeball championships 

 

 

[Augie]

5 minutes ago, Behindenemylines said:

It’s on ESPN 8, The Ocho

 

right after the dodgeball championships 

 

 

 

It’s about time they come up with some content!    

 

😋

 

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Edited June 4, 2023 by Augie

[Behindenemylines]

11 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

It’s about time they come up with some content!    

 

😋

 

.

And they say football is a game of inches 

[EmotionallyUnstable]

I’ve heard some of the contests will be performed on turf 

[Draconator]

Does lying on your back sleeping with a billdo duct-taped to your stomach count in this?

Edited June 5, 2023 by Draconator

[thenorthremembers]

US team doesn't have a chance here, Sweden is world class at laying down and surrendering.

[muppy]

is it odd that I am questioning if this could conceivably ever occur. My first thought was **Gasp**  Yeah muppys being Punked.  ...

 

Second was OMG I thiink this would break the bank allll the pervs would be paying per view for these contests

 

LOL

 

*blush*

 

 

 

I am not believing this chit nope Nope NOPE.  Is that happening for real? 

 

 

[Saxum]

1 hour ago, muppy said:

 

I am not believing this chit nope Nope NOPE.  Is that happening for real? 

 

 

I got myself dirty for you ....

 

https://www.wionews.com/world/sweden-declares-sex-an-official-sport-set-to-hold-first-european-sex-championship-next-week-600317

Quote

What exactly transpired?

As it turns out, the details which first emerged on Twitter, turned out to be fake as Swedish news outlet Goterborgs-Posten reported back in April that the application from the so-called Swedish Federation of Sex’s chairman Dragan Bratych had been rejected by the National Sports Confederation in Sweden.

 

However, in a press release months later, the National Sports Confederation said that while the application from the Swedish Sex Federation was submitted on time, it was “incomplete". Additionally, at the time, some four other confederations had also been rejected. 

 

[muppy]

3 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

I got myself dirty for you ....

 

https://www.wionews.com/world/sweden-declares-sex-an-official-sport-set-to-hold-first-european-sex-championship-next-week-600317

 

I figured one of my brethren here would set me straight 🙂 I gave it a less than 50% chance of probability.  Gracias .  The snark possibilities are indeed endless if a person likes low brow humor......and I mean Low, I meant blow...never mind

 

lmao

[Nextmanup]

As always, I am ready to get off the bench and get in there! 

 

 

[TheCockSportif]

I used to like arguing on the internet.  I'm a bit out of shape, but I can ramp.

[That's No Moon]

On 6/5/2023 at 6:53 AM, thenorthremembers said:

US team doesn't have a chance here, Sweden is world class at laying down and surrendering.

Watch out for Italy. They will switch sides in the middle.

[Just Jack]

On 6/5/2023 at 6:53 AM, thenorthremembers said:

US team doesn't have a chance here, Sweden is world class at laying down and surrendering.

 

I thought France was the champion at surrendering.