Consulted the chicken (wing) bones and you people aren't going to like it:

[Gugny]

4 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

 

Whatever, Francois

 

we speak American around here

 

Also, this thread won't be complete without a guest appearance from @Gugny to bemoan the Mets' general incompetence

 

With a starting rotation that has an average age of 57, I will take being one game ahead of the Yankees right now!

 

Word has it that Rob Manfred is going to officially change the name of the Injured List to the Giancarlo Stanton List. 
 

Toodles!! 😘

 

[PromoTheRobot]

5 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick

 

prepare yourselves....it's coming

 

 

Their first pick...which will be in the second round after they trade down.

[JerseyBills]

As long as they draft an impact player,  I don't care what position it is 

[Richard Noggin]

5 hours ago, 947 said:

 

You never know, half this board wanted Josh Rosen...

 

5 hours ago, Beck Water said:

 

Oh, More Than.

 

Shame washes over me whenever this comes up. 

[Sierra Foothills]

8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

 

Vive le France

 

8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

 

Whatever, Francois

 

we speak American around here

 

Also, this thread won't be complete without a guest appearance from @Gugny to bemoan the Mets' general incompetence

 

 

Reminds me of the old joke about why all those big oak trees were planted along the champs elysees... 

 

Also, this:

 

 

 

[Buffalo Super Fan]

8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick

 

prepare yourselves....it's coming

 

 

I am fine with whoever the Buffalo Bills take as long as they are a difference maker to improve the Buffalo Bills in 2023 in my opinion. Go Bills! Let’s Go Buffalo 

[longtimebillsfan]

8 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick

 

prepare yourselves....it's coming

 

 

I would be okay with that.

[Thurman#1]

11 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick

 

prepare yourselves....it's coming

 

 

 

 

Me? I'd much rather have someone who doesn't try hard.

[Don Otreply]

14 hours ago, Beck Water said:

 

Oh, More Than.

Way more than…, lots of folk “just knew’ that JA was a disastrous pick…, it was a hot take world back then,

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

9 hours ago, Gugny said:

With a starting rotation that has an average age of 57, I will take being one game ahead of the Yankees right now!

 

Word has it that Rob Manfred is going to officially change the name of the Injured List to the Giancarlo Stanton List. 
 

Toodles!! 😘

 

Please! Stop! I'm already dead

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 hours ago, Thurman#1 said:

 

 

Me? I'd much rather have someone who doesn't try hard.

[Artful Dodger]

I've always been skeptical of chicken bone divination, so I went ahead and sacrificed a goat and examined its entrails.  The goat had a diseased liver which means that the Bills are going to draft a wide receiver named Zay in the first round.  Sorry guys, but there it is.  I'll go ahead and work up and I Ching divination this afternoon, but in my experience a goat's entrails rarely steer you wrong. 

[ROCBillsBeliever]

Beane's first question at each Top 30 visit:

 

"What brand of lunchpail do you use, and does it have any artwork on it?"

 

Deep questions. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

16 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

That's even less popular than Blue Cheese or Ranch...

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🤔

Guy just came to the door...I figured it was UberEats...he says "My name's SMITH, I play football, and I ain't no salad dressing!"

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Then he punched me in the eye!

 

[Bills Juggernaut]

I read my chicken wing bones after last night's dinner. After realizing that I left a little to much meat on a few of them which muddied the prediction value, I quickly rectified the situation and then saw that the pick will prefer ranch over blue cheese and this ultimately lead to them being a bust who is out of the league in 4 years. Wasn't happy about it, but the chicken wing bones don't lie. 

[BuffaloBillyG]

17 hours ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Bold prediction: Beane and McDermott just can't help themselves and draft some tryhard lunchpail LB with their first pick

 

prepare yourselves....it's coming

 

 

I feel like we need to know if the bones were from flats, drums or a mixture of the two before we know if we should take this seriously.

[Sammy Watkins' Rib]

17 hours ago, ddaryl said:

Well bust out the pitchforks, dip the torches in oil and light them on fire

 

Out of curiosity, did we trade back 1st, cause that would ease the sting

 

No, trade up ahead of the G-men actually.

[Royale with Cheese]

2 hours ago, Artful Dodger said:

I've always been skeptical of chicken bone divination, so I went ahead and sacrificed a goat and examined its entrails.  The goat had a diseased liver which means that the Bills are going to draft a wide receiver named Zay in the first round.  Sorry guys, but there it is.  I'll go ahead and work up and I Ching divination this afternoon, but in my experience a goat's entrails rarely steer you wrong. 

 

My next door neighbor had 7 goats and now has 6.  A pack of coyotes dug underneath his wire fence and got a tan/black goat named Clyde.  Nothing left of Clyde except fur and a few bones.  

 

That means the Bills will trade for DeAndre Hopkins because he plays in Arizona and their hockey team is the Coyotes.

[B-Man]

 

 

 

NO to the "trade up" !

 

 

 

[JerseyBills]

If we get an immediate impact player,  idc what position they draft. Just don't see them going LB tmrw after spending a 3rd on Benard but if they can get an immediate impact,  with Milano like instincts that Maine never had, that'd be some duo..