Patricia to the Eagles…Defensive Assistant

[NoHuddleKelly12]

Did a cursory search and didn’t see this covered yet—Matt Patricia unsurprisingly gets a new job but back on the defensive side of the ball after falling flat with McCorkle. Will be a “senior defensive assistant” for the Eagles. Sorry to see you leave the East again, just when you were figuring things out on offense! 😉

 

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/04/20/eagles-make-matt-patricias-hiring-official/

[US Egg]

If the Eagles reach the SB again next season, obviously, it’ll be more impressive than last season.

 

Just wish…….oh, you know what I mean.

Edited April 21, 2023 by I am the egg man

[stuvian]

all is not well in cheaterland

[Sierra Foothills]

Somewhere Leslie Frazier's wife is asking him why he's being so irritable... 

 

 

[Albany,n.y.]

He was hired with the instructions "Never talk to Jalen Hurts" 

[SoCal Deek]

The only thing I know about Patricia is that he went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy NY, near Albany, which also happens to be my father’s Alma Mater. It’s an engineering school and I’m not sure they even have a football team. 😳

[taglientep]

4 minutes ago, SoCal Deek said:

The only thing I know about Patricia is that he went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy NY, near Albany, which also happens to be my father’s Alma Mater. It’s an engineering school and I’m not sure they even have a football team. 😳

They actually do have a team.   I have seen them play vs the University of Rochester  another school you would question if they have a football team.   It’s barely a step up from most HS programs and infuriating to watch as a spectator 

[NoHuddleKelly12]

I think it’s safe to say Hoodie’s hubris caused this outcome for the Pats—but MP should never have taken the partial OC gig to begin with imho—unless he didn’t care about his reputation and just wanted to cash a few more checks while looking out for the next gig—mission accomplished I guess? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Irv]

Dang.  He was our MVP last year.  

[Mr. WEO]

28 minutes ago, taglientep said:

They actually do have a team.   I have seen them play vs the University of Rochester  another school you would question if they have a football team.   It’s barely a step up from most HS programs and infuriating to watch as a spectator 

 

 

It's D 3 football.  What are you expecting?  Most of these kids go on to academic or medical or engineering careers, not the entertainment industry.

[Beast]

I’m shocked teams weren’t beating the door down to bring him in as an offensive consultant.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

10 hours ago, stuvian said:

all is not well in cheaterland

Subterfuge, posturing, and recon.  That, and implanting nanotechnology to sabotage NFC efforts.  Resistance is futile.

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Edited April 21, 2023 by Ridgewaycynic2013

[stinky finger]

1 hour ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said:

I think it’s safe to say Hoodie’s hubris caused this outcome for the Pats—but MP should never have taken the partial OC gig to begin with imho—unless he didn’t care about his reputation and just wanted to cash a few more checks while looking out for the next gig—mission accomplished I guess? 🤷🏼‍♂️

blind faith in commandant?

[Ed_Formerly_of_Roch]

1 hour ago, SoCal Deek said:

The only thing I know about Patricia is that he went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy NY, near Albany, which also happens to be my father’s Alma Mater. It’s an engineering school and I’m not sure they even have a football team. 😳

 

He also is a rocket scientist.  Imagine if the Bills had one of those on their staff!  The heights the team could reach.

[stuvian]

43 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Subterfuge, posturing, and recon.  That, and implanting nanotechnology to sabotage NFC efforts.  Resistance is futile.

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play calling has been taken over by artificial unintelligence

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

I still say Patricia designed the (failed) 'Double Home Run Throwback' play that went awry versus the Raiders. 😁

[Florida Bills Fanatic]

Just another indication that the Cheatriots are continuing to unravel.  A bad roster and a head coach that may be past his "use by date".  I am really enjoying their struggles but what I enjoy more is how their obnoxious fans have crawled back in their hole.  It's awesome.

[cd1]

3 hours ago, taglientep said:

They actually do have a team.   I have seen them play vs the University of Rochester  another school you would question if they have a football team.   It’s barely a step up from most HS programs and infuriating to watch as a spectator 

 

Let's not forget that our very own coach Brian Daboll, now head coach of the New York Giants, hailed from the University of Rochester. 

 

Just say'n...

[taglientep]

5 minutes ago, cd1 said:

 

Let's not forget that our very own coach Brian Daboll, now head coach of the New York Giants, hailed from the University of Rochester. 

 

Just say'n...

Yes he did.   Been hoping to see him at a game when he was here but never did 

2 hours ago, Mr. WEO said:

 

 

It's D 3 football.  What are you expecting?  Most of these kids go on to academic or medical or engineering careers, not the entertainment industry.

Exactly.  My joke at the games (my wife is an alum and we go do a lot of the alumni stuff), is when a player gets injured, who starts treatment first the trainers or the 10 other guys who are pre-meds  

[Fleezoid]

Patricia is the Nathan Peterman of coaches.