"Somebody's gotta go back and get a s***load of dimes!"

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://6abc.com/dime-theft-trailer-containing-dimes-philadelphia-walmart-parking-lot/13121955/

 

[ExiledInIllinois]

I guess CoinStar machines might be the only way to launder them. Can't just show up with rolls of dimes everywhere, banks will notice? Stores?

 

CoinStar and a jar of dimes at a time... And even that may raise attention. 

 

Any other ideas how they unload them if they don't get caught first (cameras)?

[ExiledInIllinois]

Only one guy who can drop those many dimes!

 

Get on it FBI!

 

[WhoTom]

The perpetrator is on his way to becoming a two-bit criminal.

 

[Wacka]

"What in the wide,Wide  World of Sports is Going on Here?"

[Doc]

15 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://6abc.com/dime-theft-trailer-containing-dimes-philadelphia-walmart-parking-lot/13121955/

 

 

Welp, that's another Walmart that's gonna get shut down.

[ExiledInIllinois]

5 hours ago, WhoTom said:

The perpetrator is on his way to becoming a two-bit criminal.

 

Two bits = 1 quarter. But I hear what you're dialing up! 😉 

 

3 minutes ago, Doc said:

 

Welp, that's another Walmart that's gonna get shut down.

ACTUALLY:

 

All Walmarts let you stay the night in their parking lots. They welcome RV's and campers.  It's their problem. 

 

It's just best to get manager approval first... Which they probably did. Check the local codes.

 

https://housegrail.com/can-you-park-rv-at-walmart/

 

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Boz Scaggs is back in business!

[Mike in Horseheads]

23 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

https://6abc.com/dime-theft-trailer-containing-dimes-philadelphia-walmart-parking-lot/13121955/

 

Nice Blazing Saddles reference!

 

[Fleezoid]

I know who did it. I'm gonna dime him out!

[DrDawkinstein]

On 4/16/2023 at 1:08 AM, ExiledInIllinois said:

Any other ideas how they unload them if they don't get caught first (cameras)?

 

I believe dimes are rolled in $5 amounts. Could sell the rolls at a discount since it's all profit. 5 rolls for $20. Buyer makes $5, seller makes $20. Win win.

[ExiledInIllinois]

42 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

I believe dimes are rolled in $5 amounts. Could sell the rolls at a discount since it's all profit. 5 rolls for $20. Buyer makes $5, seller makes $20. Win win.

Yup! Gonna have to mix it up across towns and state(s) though. 😆

 

"GEE! Honey... Will be really gr8 to take this vacation to Wisconsin. Remember to pack the 500 rolls of dimes!" 😏 

 

 

(ARE we actually thinking like the criminal mind 😆)

[Just Jack]

On 4/16/2023 at 1:08 AM, ExiledInIllinois said:

I guess CoinStar machines might be the only way to launder them. Can't just show up with rolls of dimes everywhere, banks will notice? Stores?

 

CoinStar and a jar of dimes at a time... And even that may raise attention. 

 

Any other ideas how they unload them if they don't get caught first (cameras)?

 

Coinstar machines, choose the electronic gift card option.  Then sell that gift card on one of the gift card exchange sites.  There's lots of places that have coinstar machines, so you need to split it up as much as you can between stores.  

[dpberr]

That's like a low-rent Cliffhanger 2 sequel.

 

Cliffhanger is arguably one of Stallone's better films not named Rocky.  

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 hour ago, Just Jack said:

 

Coinstar machines, choose the electronic gift card option.  Then sell that gift card on one of the gift card exchange sites.  There's lots of places that have coinstar machines, so you need to split it up as much as you can between stores.  

Nice! This ain't your "first rodeo." 

 

😃 😊 

Throw in a few pennies, nickels and quarters too! 😉 

Edited April 20, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois

[Just Jack]

1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Nice! This ain't your "first rodeo." 

 

😃 😊 

Throw in a few pennies, nickels and quarters too! 😉 

 

Nah, it's from watching a lot of TV and movies.  You just need to put as many steps as you can between the initial heist and the clean money.  And not try to do it in all in one location.  The person emptying a CoinStar machine is not going to notice a larger number of dimes in the collection bin.  But they will notice if that's all that is in the bin.  

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 minute ago, Just Jack said:

 

Nah, it's from watching a lot of TV and movies.  You just need to put as many steps as you can between the initial heist and the clean money.  And not try to do it in all in one location.  The person emptying a CoinStar machine is not going to notice a larger number of dimes in the collection bin.  But they will notice if that's all that is in the bin.  

Yup! AND the person doing it shouldn't quit their day job! 

 

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