Tua body transformation

[Don Otreply]

Tua, the thickest little guy…,  did the enhancing menu items grow padding around his brain, asking for a friend, 

[Yantha]

In all seriousness..... I hope he doesn't cause further damage.  He really ought to retire.   He's already made more money than you or I will make in our lifetime......  He's all good on that front.

 

I understand why he's playing but time's ticking.

Edited April 11, 2023 by Yantha

[HOUSE]

2 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

Do you understand how difficult to play with a flak jacket on in Mijami heat?

Suffer.....

[Royale with Cheese]

He's eating too much spam and rice.  Dude, you're a millionaire, eat decent food.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

He's eating too much spam and rice.  Dude, you're a millionaire, eat decent food.

You can tell him as often as you like.  He still won't remember.

[strive_for_five_guy]

2 hours ago, DCofNC said:

I recall this being a big thing for Zac Wilson.

Tua on the South Beach MILF diet?

[Royale with Cheese]

6 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

You can tell him as often as you like.  He still won't remember.

[Sammy Watkins' Rib]

Is the idea to get so fat that when he falls his head can’t touch the ground? 

[Big Turk]

3 hours ago, SCBills said:

Thoughts?

 

 

 

 

If that's "huge" I have no idea what they would say about my legs then.

[Rigotz]

2 hours ago, Dopey said:

I wondered how someone could try turning this thread into a Bills bashing thread. Ahh, TBD. 

 

I was using examples from the team whose message board we're posting on right now.

 

If it makes you feel more secure, I can use examples from another team like Zach Wilson and Eddie Lacey.

[Fallser]

Bruh needs to lay off the Cuban sammiches. Thick!

[Malazan]

These type of photos/videos are always ridiculous. 

[Freddie's Dead]

3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Lamar Jackson v2.0.

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him..."

 

We have the technology....

[Beck Water]

39 minutes ago, billsbackto81 said:

Doesn't look any different to me. 🙍

 

I heard during an interview that Josh said he doesn't do any muscle building exercises on his upper torso. Just core and flexibility.

I heard it a little differently - that he doesn’t lift weights with his upper body.  I expect he does functional strength training type stuff, which does build muscle but with more attention to strengthening small stabilizer muscles and maintaining flexibility

 

 

[TheBrownBear]

Tua looks fine.  It's April.  I'm sure he'll drop the excess 10 or so pounds in the next few months.

[1ManRaid]

I like to hate on Tua and the Phish as much as the next guy, but a few extra pounds in April in the depths of the offseason is a big ole nothing burger.

[1ManRaid]

52 minutes ago, Beck Water said:

I heard it a little differently - that he doesn’t lift weights with his upper body.  I expect he does functional strength training type stuff, which does build muscle but with more attention to strengthening small stabilizer muscles and maintaining flexibility

 

 

 

Just heard a guy on the radio (who played QB in college and had a close relative who was a 10 year NFL QB) tell a story the other day about how his NFL brother/cousin/whateveridontremember chastising him for being too focused on strength training, and had him cut out like 80% of the weight lifting in favor of yoga and other flexibility stuff.  Came from a fun talk about some meme QB in this draft who got absolutely jacked and ripped as hell for the combine rather than work on things that would actually make him a better QB.

Edited April 11, 2023 by 1ManRaid

[Captain Hindsight]

15 minutes ago, 1ManRaid said:

I like to hate on Tua and the Phish as much as the next guy, but a few extra pounds in April in the depths of the offseason is a big ole nothing burger.

He probably did it to help him handle the cold in LA games 

[eball]

Oh, the offseason...[sigh]

 

 

[Roundybout]

Damn, if this trend continues, this will be Tua in september: