Jauronimo Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 Be careful. Those things don't take "No" for an answer.... 3 Quote
The Jokeman Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 37 minutes ago, Draconator said: Did he get a concussion? 1 Quote
US Egg Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 Well, you didn’t do it on porpoise. 2 5 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 Is that a healthy Caribbean sunburn you've cultivated on your melon, or just a whiskey nose run rampant? 🤔 * I have never burned, always tanned...until Bride the Second and I took our honeymoon cruise in the Caribbean in 2011. I never knew a sunburn could actually be categorized as 'viscious'. 😳 Quote
WhoTom Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: Well, you didn’t do it on porpoise. 4 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Jauronimo said: Be careful. Those things don't take "No" for an answer.... 3 Quote
Draconator Posted February 28, 2023 Author Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, The Jokeman said: Did he get a concussion? It was the slightest of bumps. I immediately said I'm sorry Mr. Tua, and he was down. 59 minutes ago, transient said: Which one are you? I'll start a poll in the main forum. That should make Simon happy. 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Is that a healthy Caribbean sunburn you've cultivated on your melon, or just a whiskey nose run rampant? 🤔 * I have never burned, always tanned...until Bride the Second and I took our honeymoon cruise in the Caribbean in 2011. I never knew a sunburn could actually be categorized as 'viscious'. 😳 I was very careful to put SPF 50 on every morning and reapply. Still got burnt. 2 Quote
WhoTom Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, The Jokeman said: Did he get a concussion? No, it was a minor back injury. He was swimming again an hour later. 1 Quote
Draconator Posted February 28, 2023 Author Posted February 28, 2023 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: No, it was a minor back injury. He was swimming again an hour later. 1 Quote
Doc Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 Went to Disney a few years ago (we used to go at least once a year) and finally booked a Dolphin encounter at EPCOT. My wife, 2 sons and I were in a group with 7 other people. We meet the tour cast members, get a souvenir towel, a tour and instructions and then change into our wet suits, and then wait to go encounter them. Ten minutes go by and nothing. Fifteen and the tour CMs check on us and say just a little longer. Twenty minutes, nothing. Then about a half hour later, our tour CMs come by with the Dolphin trainer. He starts talking about how the Dolphins (all males) have gained weight (like they did that overnight) and this and that. Then he says "well Dolphins, they're bisexual you see..." Damn things were having an *****! So no encounter for us, but we got a refund and to keep the towel. 1 Quote
Augie Posted February 28, 2023 Posted February 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Draconator said: I was very careful to put SPF 50 on every morning and reapply. Still got burnt. In was pretty careful with sunscreen for three plus decades playing tennis in Hilton Head, SC, then Sarasota, FL. I’d put it on before playing, then sweat buckets and towel myself off. There would be puddles below my seat. It’s impossible to reapply once you are soaking wet. My dermatologist in Florida told me to move back to Buffalo while she was burning spots off my face. 🤷♂️ 1 Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 1, 2023 Posted March 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Draconator said: Dude, is that thing just blasting you in the junk with its tail? I see pain in your eyes. 1 Quote
Gugny Posted March 1, 2023 Posted March 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Draconator said: I had no idea dolphins had ears. 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 1, 2023 Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I had no idea dolphins had ears. Those are its flippers and it's swimming inverted. BUT... What public school science class failed you? Of course mammals have ears! https://www.thoughtco.com/the-main-mammal-characteristics-4086144 Edited March 1, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois Quote
Gugny Posted March 1, 2023 Posted March 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Those are its flippers and it's swimming inverted. BUT... What public school science class failed you? Of course mammals have ears! https://www.thoughtco.com/the-main-mammal-characteristics-4086144 It was actually a joke which had sexual undertones, but thanks for edumacating me! 2 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 1, 2023 Posted March 1, 2023 Just now, Gugny said: It was actually a joke which had sexual undertones, but thanks for edumacating me! 😆... Ooops! 1 Quote
Draconator Posted March 1, 2023 Author Posted March 1, 2023 9 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Dude, is that thing just blasting you in the junk with its tail? I see pain in your eyes. Actually, the tail was far away from "my parts". 9 hours ago, Gugny said: I had no idea dolphins had ears. To be fair, It was a female dolphin. But she was like 14 so I would be a headline for a Go Bills in Dallas post. 1 Quote
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