Does A Bear S**t In The Woods?

[Irv]

Does sh*t stink?

[HereComesTheReignAgain]

Does a duck with a bon*r drag weeds?

Edited March 3, 2023 by HereComesTheReignAgain

[ExiledInIllinois]

"You're barking up the wrong tree."

 

Special ShouOut to:

 

@BringBackFergy

@Gugny

 

😆🤣 😏 

[Nextmanup]

On 2/27/2023 at 9:50 AM, PromoTheRobot said:

A favorite of mine an old friend used to say to describe indecision: "He didn't know whether to s##t or go bowling."

Or the classic line from ex-Penguins announcer Mike Lange: "He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch."

 

 

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

*farts "ducks are flying low"  "barking spiders" "there goes a mouse on a motorcycle"

[ExiledInIllinois]

On 3/3/2023 at 11:42 AM, Irv said:

Does sh*t stink?

 

1 hour ago, DaBillsFanSince1973 said:

*farts "ducks are flying low"  "barking spiders" "there goes a mouse on a motorcycle"

"What crawled up your arse and died?"

 

 

2 hours ago, Nextmanup said:

Or the classic line from ex-Penguins announcer Mike Lange: "He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch."

 

 

Mike Robitaille:

"He's on the roof looking for his jock."

 

[Draconator]

On 2/27/2023 at 7:56 AM, Gugny said:

I’ve actually spent time thinking about this one and I’ve landed on: “a hot dog is a taco.”

So that's what got the lunch lady in trouble

[ExiledInIllinois]

15 minutes ago, Draconator said:

So that's what got the lunch lady in trouble

From the drive-in days... What were they trying to say?  Even a bit of foreplay! 😆 

The full intermission. Subversive!

 

Edited March 11, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois

[ExiledInIllinois]

"They bought it for a song."