ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Now that I have your attention, what are your favorite rhetorical responses to questions that have an obvious yes or no answer? Here are a few for starters: For "yes:" 1. Does a bear s**t in the woods? 2. Is the Pope Catholic? 3. Does a one legged duck swim in a circle? [my favorite, even though the real answer to that question is probably no] For "no:" 1. Does a chicken have lips? Personally, I sometimes take the Yogi Berra approach and mix and match just to see people's reactions, for example: Does the Pope s**t in the woods? or Are bears Catholic? Expand my repetoire - - whaddaya got? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 Hey, it is what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 For "maybe".... the op just burned one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 (edited) For YES: "Is water wet?" For NO: "Is water wet?" Have at it ladies and gentlemen! 😆 Edited February 26, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 (edited) Skiing late spring at Stratton Mountain many years ago and my friend stops at trails edge to relieve himself (what's spring skiing without an extended liquid lunch?) and he calls out "Does a bear sh!t in the woods?" - and then answers: "Nope, they do it right on the trail!" Edited February 27, 2023 by SinceThe70s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted February 26, 2023 Share Posted February 26, 2023 34 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: For YES: "Is water wet?" For NO: "Is water wet?" Have at it ladies and gentlemen! 😆 Or ... Is a hot dog a sandwich? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhg Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Is it ok to yell movie in a crowded firehouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, dhg said: Is it ok to yell movie in a crowded firehouse? Steve Martin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 33 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: Steve Martin? Yes? Oh, I’m sorry! A bartender at a place I have lunch maybe three times a month once told me I look like Steve Martin. That made me feel old, but I’m sure Steve Martin would say “at least I’m not ugly!” 😂 . Edited February 27, 2023 by Augie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, Augie said: Yes? Oh, I’m sorry! A bartender at a place I have lunch maybe three times a month once told me I look like Steve Martin. That made me feel old, but I’m sure Steve Martin would say “at least I’m not ugly!” 😂 . ..and the mental picture of @Augie starts to take a more realist shape! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: ..and the mental picture of @Augie starts to take a more realist shape! I am George Clooney, only handsome. I mean, maybe if one removes their corrective lenses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Augie said: I am George Clooney, only handsome. I mean, maybe if one removes their corrective lenses? You were (and still are to me) Connie Augustin - a great guy I worked with early career - always respected his opinion. His claim to fame was fishing after hours Friday and leaving the blackfish he caught in the department fridge for us all to enjoy when we came in on Monday. Epic albeit not @Augieish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 12 hours ago, WhoTom said: Or ... Is a hot dog a sandwich? I’ve actually spent time thinking about this one and I’ve landed on: “a hot dog is a taco.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Updated version: Does a cocaine bear $&*( in the woods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 A favorite of mine an old friend used to say to describe indecision: "He didn't know whether to s##t or go bowling." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleezoid Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 I'm no rocket surgeon, but I think the OP nailed 'em all. I got nothin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 8 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said: A favorite of mine an old friend used to say to describe indecision: "He didn't know whether to s##t or go bowling." I’ve always heard that as “didn’t know whether to 💩 or turn purple.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 Do you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancing_joker Posted February 28, 2023 Share Posted February 28, 2023 “Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted March 3, 2023 Share Posted March 3, 2023 (edited) "Does the Pope wear a funny hat?" "Does a frog have a watertight a*%hole?" Edited March 3, 2023 by Ned Flanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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