Superbowl Comercial Thread

[entropyrules]

Well as Bills fans we don't have a dog in this fight but I would love to get eveyone's takes on the commercials

[Beast]

Are commercials even a thing anymore?

[entropyrules]

1 minute ago, Beast said:

Are commercials even a thing anymore?

harsh....try a gummie

[Beast]

3 minutes ago, entropyrules said:

harsh....try a gummie

Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do?

[entropyrules]

Just now, Beast said:

Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do?

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Just now, Beast said:

Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do?

oops the word I tried to respond with got censored so lets say doing Crown Royal is a good start but you need to up your game 

[Draconator]

3 minutes ago, Beast said:

Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do?

What you mixing it with?

[Ralonzo]

Johnny Walker Blue here. Because, why not. Is this the thread for the traiditional live commercial slam?

[entropyrules]

Just now, Ralonzo said:

Johnny Walker Blue here. Because, why not. Is this the thread for the traiditional live commercial slam?

yes you nailed it..so far unimpressed by the commercials but impressed by the hardcore drinking Bills' fans

[Simon]

 

SB Commercial commentary is what made me first fall in love with @Ralonzo 20+ years ago.

I don't watch any more commercials during the SB than during any other regular season game but his descriptions of them are almost certainly beyond compare to the product itself 

[Beast]

19 minutes ago, Draconator said:

What you mixing it with?

The glass I poured it into.

[Draconator]

I decided to finish up my Canadian beers before the cruise. The Super bowl seems like a good time to do that. 

[entropyrules]

pizza hut at a C- using the old trope 2001 theme song - but the pizza did make me hungry

[Ralonzo]

[6:22pm]

1) Youtube gets Sunday Ticket

2) Pizza Hut makes a pizza, calls it a NY pizza. Slice doesn't flop when they pull it off the pie. Calling shenanigans on that.

3) Cocaine Bear. How is this a thing?

4) Dodge Ram buys the anthem singer, is it all they could afford?

 

Next up: A Navajo will translate the several anthems being sung so they don't fall into the hands of America's enemies.

[entropyrules]

please no Gronkowski - even though he's abuffalo native he's a moron

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

34 minutes ago, Beast said:

Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do?

Oh...a mean  drunk...🤨

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(There's pretty much only 4 types:

Weepy, Lovey, Happy, and Mean.)

Edited February 12, 2023 by Ridgewaycynic2013

[Mark Vader]

6 minutes ago, Ralonzo said:

[6:22pm]

1) Youtube gets Sunday Ticket

2) Pizza Hut makes a pizza, calls it a NY pizza. Slice doesn't flop when they pull it off the pie. Calling shenanigans on that.

3) Cocaine Bear. How is this a thing?

4) Dodge Ram buys the anthem singer, is it all they could afford?

 

Next up: A Navajo will translate the several anthems being sung so they don't fall into the hands of America's enemies.

These count as Super Bowl commercials?

[LABILLBACKER]

Cocaine Bear (based on true story?) embellished bigtime. The real bear was 175# and didn't injure or kill anyone.  

[Ralonzo]

[6:30pm]

1) The Transformers go Hybrid, and punch each other for 2 hours causing no damage. See it June 9.

2) Gronk gives someone the stink eye.

3) Prime Sports Drink for people with Ted Striker-class drinking problems (see below)

4) Get her McDonalds for Valentines day, and enjoy sleeping on the porch.

 

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Edited February 12, 2023 by Ralonzo

[entropyrules]

if that last commercial didn't move you a bit then what can one say..I am a bit of a softie so there is that..back to drinking torque wrnech and eating more gummies

[Draconator]

Appropriate they follow a menopause commercial with a love song. The two fit.