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I'm reminded of the old punchline: "What do you mean premature ejaculation? I've been thinking about it all day!"

 

 

"Maybe your suffering from premature ejaculation"

 

"Does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your stomach."

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<_<

 

P.S. Today's generation did not invent sex. You merely took away the intrigue, the imagination, the repartie, the building pleasure and replaced with something akin to two weasels rutting in the night.

 

Your loss... :(

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Yeah, what happened to the three hours of begging.....or foreplay, whatever you call it

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You merely took away the intrigue, the imagination, the repartie, the building pleasure

 

 

Is it getting hot in here?

 

<_<

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P.S. Today's generation did not invent sex. You merely took away the intrigue, the imagination, the repartie, the building pleasure and replaced with something akin to two weasels rutting in the night.

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Nothing wrong with that if you're a weasel.

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Were you not at the inaugural TBD tailgate, ya drunk bastard?

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He was. And he was drunk.

 

(Like I have room to talk).

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At least you're sober enough to talk.  It's a big step for you.  :(

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HEY now! <_<

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I'm sure we will all be bombarded with commercials for the new product 24 hours a day on ESPN and network channels. Just another thing for parents to explain to their kiddies....

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HEY now!  <_<

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I'm sorry...sober enough to type. For all I know, you're functionally mute with liquor right now. :lol:

 

Of course, even if you were functionally mute right now, it wouldn't stop you from picking up the phone...we've got to work on that... :(

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I'm sorry...sober enough to type.  For all I know, you're functionally mute with liquor right now.  :lol:

 

Of course, even if you were functionally mute right now, it wouldn't stop you from picking up the phone...we've got to work on that...  :(

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Hey, I only did it once.

 

<_<

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He was.  And he was drunk. 

 

(Like I have room to talk).

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Actually I was on three different substances, I think. It's all a blur, except for holding on to the Dean's drawing tickets.

<_<

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Maybe if you took this pill the phonecall would have lasted longer by a measure of four fold.

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Perhaps, but that would NOT have been wise.

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Actually I was on three different substances, I think. It's all a blur, except for holding on to the Dean's drawing tickets.

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Do you remember breakfast? What about the goat?

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