Alaska Darin Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 How do you know? Have I ever met you? 343657[/snapback] Were you not at the inaugural TBD tailgate, ya drunk bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilsBills Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 "It gets in rapidly. It gets out rapidly. ," Pryor said in a phone interview. Doesn't sound like it works too well......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'm reminded of the old punchline: "What do you mean premature ejaculation? I've been thinking about it all day!" "Maybe your suffering from premature ejaculation" "Does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your stomach." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 P.S. Today's generation did not invent sex. You merely took away the intrigue, the imagination, the repartie, the building pleasure and replaced with something akin to two weasels rutting in the night. Your loss... 343667[/snapback] Yeah, what happened to the three hours of begging.....or foreplay, whatever you call it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 You merely took away the intrigue, the imagination, the repartie, the building pleasure Is it getting hot in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 P.S. Today's generation did not invent sex. You merely took away the intrigue, the imagination, the repartie, the building pleasure and replaced with something akin to two weasels rutting in the night. 343667[/snapback] Nothing wrong with that if you're a weasel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Were you not at the inaugural TBD tailgate, ya drunk bastard? 343672[/snapback] He was. And he was drunk. (Like I have room to talk). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 (Like I have room to talk). 343701[/snapback] At least you're sober enough to talk. It's a big step for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill from NYC Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 This breakthrough should apply mostly to you young guys. What you guys SHOULD be doing is to stay in shape, take vitamin E and go 3 or 4 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 At least you're sober enough to talk. It's a big step for you. 343703[/snapback] HEY now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'm sure we will all be bombarded with commercials for the new product 24 hours a day on ESPN and network channels. Just another thing for parents to explain to their kiddies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Is it getting hot in here? 343694[/snapback] Chanson d’amour, je t’adore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 HEY now! 343707[/snapback] I'm sorry...sober enough to type. For all I know, you're functionally mute with liquor right now. Of course, even if you were functionally mute right now, it wouldn't stop you from picking up the phone...we've got to work on that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Now I'm really glad I took that 3 years of French. Merci bien mon cheri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'm sorry...sober enough to type. For all I know, you're functionally mute with liquor right now. Of course, even if you were functionally mute right now, it wouldn't stop you from picking up the phone...we've got to work on that... 343712[/snapback] Hey, I only did it once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Were you not at the inaugural TBD tailgate, ya drunk bastard? 343672[/snapback] I was, but I was, as you say, drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 24, 2005 Author Share Posted May 24, 2005 Hey, I only did it once. 343714[/snapback] Maybe if you took this pill the phonecall would have lasted longer by a measure of four fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 He was. And he was drunk. (Like I have room to talk). 343701[/snapback] Actually I was on three different substances, I think. It's all a blur, except for holding on to the Dean's drawing tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Maybe if you took this pill the phonecall would have lasted longer by a measure of four fold. 343716[/snapback] Perhaps, but that would NOT have been wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AiO Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 Actually I was on three different substances, I think. It's all a blur, except for holding on to the Dean's drawing tickets. 343717[/snapback] Do you remember breakfast? What about the goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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