Favorite sayings…

[Fr. Jerk]

Ya Dig?

[Figster]

On 3/8/2023 at 7:20 PM, Doc said:

I never criticize someone until I've walked a mile in their shoes.  Once I have I can say whatever I want because I'm a mile away from them...and I have their shoes.

 

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

 

I don't discriminate.  I'll treat all the same: like *****.

Until I've walked a mile in their shoes

 

Where else would you rather be, then right here, right now!

 

United we stand, divided we fall.

 

[stuvian]

Things are easier to get into than they are to get out of.

 

If you follow the crowd, prepare to get trampled.

 

Your life is now.

 

To find people who have no problems, visit a graveyard.

 

Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

 

If you meet a woman you can trust, marry her, for you may never meet another one again.

 

Your children are your legacy.

[muppy]

Talk is cheap.

 

 

[Another Fan]

Just saying’

 

 

Prevents the person you say that too wanting to strangle you when you tell someone what they don’t want to hear.

 

Happens a bit in my day to day life 

[Bad Things]

There are some really good saying down here in NZ.  Here's a couple...

 

"He couldn’t organize a piss-up in a brewery.”

Translation: He is unable to accomplish a simple task.

 

"He was as pissed as a fart."  

Translation: He was really drunk.

 

 

"No worries.  She'll be right."  

Translation: Everything is going to be OK.

 

A popular bathroom stall graffiti saying from my Colorado days was...

"Here I sit, a'sweatin' and a'flexin', about to give birth to another Texan."  

 

Edited April 10, 2023 by Bad Things

[Another Fan]

Smart people learn from their mistakes but real smart people learn from others mistakes

 

 

 

My high school English teacher said it.  It holds up 

[ChevyVanMiller]

You only get to be a victim once - after that you're a volunteer.

[NoHuddleKelly12]

“3 yards” will always be followed by, “a cloud of dust.”

Edited April 19, 2023 by NoHuddleKelly12

[snafu]

For Christ sake, could you drive that piece of crap any slower!?

 

 

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

"you can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner!"

[Fr. Jerk]

We Trippy Mane

[Jon in Pasadena]

I had an Italian manager who I often overheard mumbling "Braccia rubate all’agricoltura."

 

Never about me of course...

[Saxum]

I was taught by my debate teacher this saying in a number of different forms:

• Use of exaggeration in arguments is a sign that you are unarmed in a battle of wits.

 

[BringBackFergy]

“Oh my gosh, it’s too big!”

[AlCowlingsTaxiService]

“Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it”

[WhoTom]

1 hour ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said:

“Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it”

 

That works as a stand-alone and as a response to the previous post.

 

[T&C]

1 hour ago, AlCowlingsTaxiService said:

“Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it”

That reminded me of the Freewheelin' Franklin quote:

 

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times with no dope."

 

[dalesw]

If you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute. 

[GoBills808]

11 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

“Oh my gosh, it’s too big!”

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