Favorite sayings…

[Joe Ferguson forever]

"Don't leave fish to find fish".  told to me by another fisherman.  It applies more generally however.

[The BLUES Brothers]

"Attitude Determines Altitude"

[SinceThe70s]

2 hours ago, redtail hawk said:

"Don't leave fish to find fish".  told to me by another fisherman.  It applies more generally however.

 

Sticking with fish: Catch a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime.

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

“That dog won’t hunt.” 

[muppy]

"Not my cuppa tea"

 

"If it doesn't come out in the wash It'll come out in the dry"

 

and one en espanol that often rings true "Lo barato sale caro" translates to what starts  cheap ends up being expensive

 

 

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

I know a guy who is fond of saying:

 

"If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes."

[ChevyVanMiller]

“There are two types of people in the world: the humble and the soon-to-be humbled.”

[WhoTom]

27 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said:

“There are two types of people in the world: the humble and the soon-to-be humbled.”

 

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

 

[T&C]

Don't ask for guarantees. And don't look to be saved in any one thing, person, machine, or library. Do your own bit of saving, and if you drown, at least die knowing you were heading for shore. ~Ray Bradbury

[Doc]

I never criticize someone until I've walked a mile in their shoes.  Once I have I can say whatever I want because I'm a mile away from them...and I have their shoes.

 

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

 

I don't discriminate.  I'll treat all the same: like *****.

[DC Tom]

You're an idiot.

[SinceThe70s]

2 hours ago, Doc said:

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

 

 

I love that one and probably use it way too much. This may seem odd but I think that phrase has as much merit as:

 

When you fail to plan you plan to fail.

[That's No Moon]

On 2/3/2023 at 8:47 AM, Guffalo said:

( After hearing excuses when something went wrong) "Yeah well if my uncle had breasts, he would be my Aunt"

That one is evolving these days.

[ArdmoreRyno]

Anytime the kids ask for something and when they don't get it, they whine. 

 

My typical reply: 

 

"People in hell want ice water... that doesn't mean they get it."

 

(BONUS: Name the movie)

[ChevyVanMiller]

Best bathroom graffiti ever:

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends." - Anonymous

[Bob Lamb]

“Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. We fight for justice because justice is the fundamental bedrock of civilization: an unjust civilization is built upon sand.

 

Mace Windu

[Doc]

1 hour ago, Bob Lamb said:

“Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. We fight for justice because justice is the fundamental bedrock of civilization: an unjust civilization is built upon sand.

 

Mace Windu

 

Do or do not.  There is no try.

 

Yoda

[NCDAWG]

It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[ExiledInIllinois]

On 3/20/2023 at 8:07 PM, Doc said:

 

Do or do not.  There is no try.

 

Yoda

Yo Yod... Trying IS considered doing. 😉 

 

ESSAYONS!

[Metal Man]

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.