muppy Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 well bless your little heart..... 😉 whatever you say yahweh 😏 No Commento 😘 The cabbage isn't always greener on the other side of the fence. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bull####. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 On 1/27/2023 at 10:00 PM, PastaJoe said: “Be kind to the people you meet on the way up, because you’re going to meet the same people on the way down.” -Ralph Kramden on The Honeymooners Going from memory a quote from Ralph's best friend: When the tides of life are against you and the current upsets your boat - don't waste your time on what might have been, just lay on your back and float. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 "You bet!" [Usually a dead giveaway for someone from Iowa] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poleshifter Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 "The beans were delicious, I've heard the reports." (from my dear father) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Take a sh1t or get off the potty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Another Fan said: Take a sh1t or get off the potty Always thought it was: "Piss or get off the pot." In reference to the outhouse days. Most certainly one didn't run outside at every little urge... That's when the chamber pot came in handy... Especially during inclement weather... And had to be shared amongst different members of the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Always thought it was: "Piss or get off the pot." In reference to the outhouse days. Most certainly one didn't run outside at every little urge... That's when the chamber pot came in handy... Especially during inclement weather... And had to be shared amongst different members of the house. I thought it was sh*t or get off the pot. That's how I have always said it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I thought it was sh*t or get off the pot. That's how I have always said it. Disagree. I always heard "piss"... Who sh*ts in a pot unless it's 20 below zero out. Anyway, I am taking the shi... right to the hole. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Which leads to: "They don't have a pot to piss in." Or some other variation of that saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Disagree. I always heard "piss"... Who sh*ts in a pot unless it's 20 below zero out. Anyway, I am taking the shi... right to the hole. 😉 So you sit when you pee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 6 hours ago, Gugny said: So you sit when you pee? Who says one is sitting? One can be on something while standing or sitting. Nothing wrong with either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Who says one is sitting? One can be on something while standing or sitting. Nothing wrong with either. Well, "get off the pot," would mean one is ON the pot ... hence, sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, Gugny said: Well, "get off the pot," would mean one is ON the pot ... hence, sitting. No. It implies using or hovering over it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 Just now, ExiledInIllinois said: No. It implies using or hovering over it too. Which is the other way women pee. It's okay, man. I don't judge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 22, 2023 Share Posted February 22, 2023 (edited) And if you're using a chamber pot... I sure the hell hope you're really not standing all that much! What a hell of a mess one would make trying to hit that small opening... 😏 Let alone the splash of a shallow container... 😆 Edited February 22, 2023 by ExiledInIllinois Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 "All's well that ends well." And it's true. We'll all feel that way when JA finally hoists the Lombardi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 On 2/22/2023 at 3:18 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: Disagree. I always heard "piss"... Who sh*ts in a pot unless it's 20 below zero out. Anyway, I am taking the shi... right to the hole. 😉 Considering Chamber Pots were the precursor to toilets, I agree with Gugny. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden*Wheels Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 "Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not who someone else is today" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 hours ago, The Jokeman said: Considering Chamber Pots were the precursor to toilets, I agree with Gugny. Not so much the precursor, but toilets existed in conjunction with pots...Going back to the Romans and Greeks and other cultures... Anyway... @Gugny is wrong: https://www.menshealth.com/health/a26322744/is-it-normal-for-men-to-pee-sitting-down/ Then there are the uncut guys out there since antiquity... They probably have a few words for Gug's narrow view of the world. 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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