Favorite sayings…

[Nextmanup]

10 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

"If the hound didn't stop to take a sh*t, it would have gotten the fox."

 

 

 

 

Wow, perfectly sums up the inept US military leadership after landing on the beach in Anzio, as part of the utterly failed Italian campaign in WWII.

 

Reading a lot on this chapter of the War lately.

 

 

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

If you always do what you always did, you always get what you always got. 

[muppy]

Don't fear the reaper. 

 

Okay mateys Breathe 2-3-4 now OUT 5-6-7-8-9

 

Take 2 heads of cabbage and call me. wait Don't call me TEXT me in the morning.

 

🙂

 

 

 

 

Edited February 21, 2023 by muppy

[HOUSE]

Waste not want not

You can't take it with you

A penny saved is a penny earned

Save it for a rainy day

A piggy bank is your friend

 

[TSNBDSC]

 

[BringBackFergy]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. 
 

- BBF

   (Borrowed from M. Scott)

   (Further credit to J. Eichel)

[That's No Moon]

Excuses are like #######. Everyone has one and they all stink.

 

Sweet feathery Jesus....

[Gugny]

It's not the size of the wand; it's the magic it produces.

 

Edited January 30, 2023 by Gugny

[Draconator]

My wife always says this and her kids give her grief for it. 

 

When she speaks to someone she hasn't seen in a while, "It's been a hot minute since we last talked"

[Johnny Hammersticks]

“I’m so hungry my ***hole is chewing on my underwear.”

 

My Uncle Spider 

[ExiledInIllinois]

3 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

“I’m so hungry my ***hole is chewing on my underwear.”

 

My Uncle Spider 

😆 

 

Then after you eat, from the really bad gas:

 

"What crawled up your ***hole and died?"

 

 

[rm -rf /*]

I am so hungry I could eat the North end out of a southbound horse.

 

That's tighter than Dick's hatband.

 

My favorite response when someone asks how I am doing:. "I am upright and taking air"

 

When someone asks if I need anything: "A rusty ice pick and a firm palm would be great"

 

 

Edited January 31, 2023 by rm -rf /*

[muppy]

look at the size of those melons errrrr coconuts........🤨

 

 

 

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go (ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo)
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo

 

#boysofsummer

[Guffalo]

( After hearing excuses when something went wrong) "Yeah well if my uncle had breasts, he would be my Aunt"

[Steve O]

Live like you'll die tomorrow. Learn like you'll live forever.

 

Live every day like it's the day by which you will forever be remembered.

 

There's so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill-behooves any of us to pass judgement on any of the rest of us.

[WhoTom]

"Do the best you can until you know better. Then do better."

- Maya Angelou

[EmotionallyUnstable]

Rough seas make for smooth sailors

[Just Jack]

Pics?

[dancing_joker]

“I don't count the sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting because they're the only ones that count. That's what makes you a champion."

 

“Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer."

 

“Don't count the days. Make the days count."

  - Muhammad Ali 

[Augie]

“It doesn’t mean that much to me, to mean that much to you.”

 

”If you don’t stand up, you don’t stand a chance.”

 

OKAY, lyrics, not sayings, but I like them. A buddy in college would let people into his dorm room to write whatever we wanted and was inundated with hammered college kids stumbling home from the bars. A couple cans of paint and a roller cleared it all up at the end of the year. 

 

Can anyone name the songs/artists?