You want fries with that?

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

https://www.post-gazette.com/sports/duquesne/2023/01/25/duquesne-basketball-vs-loyola-dukes-won-72-58-uber-eats-delivery-clark-iii-gunn-reece-grant/stories/202301250109

 

https://triblive.com/sports/duquesne-mens-hoops-game-interrupted-by-apparent-uber-eats-delivery-attempt/

 

 

Edited January 26, 2023 by \GoBillsInDallas/

[BuffaloBud]

How'd the heck did he get in the arena without a ticket?

[teef]

in my neighborhood, when the uber eats guy can't find a house, they leave it on my doorstep.  it's happened multiple times.  there's definitely a different work ethic around here.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

We had a doordash guy deliver a package at one of my schools with no name or other identifying information. After about a day of no one claiming the package, the secretary opened it to find 2 containers of self-tanning lotion.  After some investigation, they found out that it was supposed to be delivered to one of the meathead male PE teachers.  I heard his face was red as a tomato when he finally came to claim it 😂 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

6 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

After some investigation, they found out that it was supposed to be delivered to one of the meathead male PE teachers.

Oh.  One of those types. 🤨

[DD4Bills]

Turns out (as I expected it would) this was a planned prank. People are idiots and the internet only makes it worse (present company excluded, or most of you anyway).

 

https://www.si.com/college/2023/01/27/viral-uber-eats-prank-forces-duquesne-analyze-safety-protocols

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 minutes ago, DD4Bills said:

Turns out (as I expected it would) this was a planned prank. People are idiots and the internet only makes it worse (present company excluded, or most of you anyway).

 

https://www.si.com/college/2023/01/27/viral-uber-eats-prank-forces-duquesne-analyze-safety-protocols

I blame Stanford U. 🤨

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Stanford: 'Pranking California since 1891' 😁