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Roscoe Parrish #11


Is the #11 jersey for the Bills cursed?  

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  1. 1. Is the #11 jersey for the Bills cursed?

    • Yes, Roscoe Parrish is DOOMED if he wears #11
      17
    • No, he will break the #11 curse and be a productive player
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I want the Curse of Eleven gone as mush as anyone. Buffalo is about as snakebit as a town can get (we dont need to go through the list...) it isn't fair we should be saddled with another curse. Therefore I am going to use an Ancient Spell to forever remove the Curse of Eleven from the Bills. I didnt want to have to do this as it leaves me feeling drained and melencholy, but here goes:

 

OOmpa! LOOmpa! Doopitty-Do!

Here I go BREAK-ing this Cu-urse for you...

 

What do you get when you miss a field-GOAL

When its wide right and and barely whiffs by the POLE?

 

Or when your quarterback is made of just WOOD,

a safety-blitz on top of him and there he just STOOD?

 

AND-lets-not-forget-OL' SURRFER BOOOYY!

 

OOmpa! LOOmpa! Doopitty-Do!

Now the Curse of E-lev-en is broken for you!

 

whew.

 

Hope thats works.

 

GO PARRISH! GO BILLS! GO BUFFALO! GO JP! GO CHICKEN WINGS! GO 11!

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I want the Curse of Eleven gone as mush as anyone. Buffalo is about as snakebit as a town can get (we dont need to go through the list...) it isn't fair we should be saddled with another curse. Therefore I am going to use an Ancient Spell to forever remove the Curse of Eleven from the Bills. I didnt want to have to do this as it leaves me feeling drained and melencholy, but here goes:

 

OOmpa! LOOmpa! Doopitty-Do!

Here I go BREAK-ing this Cu-urse for you...

 

What do you get when you miss a field-GOAL

When its wide right and and barely whiffs by the POLE?

 

Or when your quarterback is made of just WOOD,

a safety-blitz on top of him and there he just STOOD?

 

AND-lets-not-forget-OL' SURRFER BOOOYY!

 

OOmpa! LOOmpa! Doopitty-Do!

Now the Curse of E-lev-en is broken for you!

 

whew.

 

Hope thats works.

 

GO PARRISH! GO BILLS! GO BUFFALO! GO JP! GO CHICKEN WINGS! GO 11!

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:w00t::doh::):(:blink::lol::lol:

 

hahahahahahaha thats great

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I want the Curse of Eleven gone as mush as anyone. Buffalo is about as snakebit as a town can get (we dont need to go through the list...) it isn't fair we should be saddled with another curse. Therefore I am going to use an Ancient Spell to forever remove the Curse of Eleven from the Bills. I didnt want to have to do this as it leaves me feeling drained and melencholy, but here goes:

 

OOmpa! LOOmpa! Doopitty-Do!

Here I go BREAK-ing this Cu-urse for you...

 

What do you get when you miss a field-GOAL

When its wide right and and barely whiffs by the POLE?

 

Or when your quarterback is made of just WOOD,

a safety-blitz on top of him and there he just STOOD?

 

AND-lets-not-forget-OL' SURRFER BOOOYY!

 

OOmpa! LOOmpa! Doopitty-Do!

Now the Curse of E-lev-en is broken for you!

 

whew.

 

Hope thats works.

 

GO PARRISH! GO BILLS! GO BUFFALO! GO JP! GO CHICKEN WINGS! GO 11!

343496[/snapback]

 

i'll say it again....my o my, you are one CRAZY dingo! <_<

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