Would you rather wrestle an alligator or play 400 games of chess in a row?

[Beck Water]

Shaq Lawson wants the alligator: “I ain’t playin no 400 games…I don’t even know how to play 1 game”

Josh Allen wants the chess.  “I play it every day, anyway”

 

 

Nyheim Hines and Lil’ Dirty also take the Chess.  Everyone else seems to say “Bring on the Alligator”

Edited January 22, 2023 by Beck Water

[Simon]

 

Can I just play chess against an alligator?

It would probably be a pretty fair match...

[Freddie's Dead]

I'll take the chess.  I suck so badly that the games will only take about 12 hours, if that.

Edited January 22, 2023 by Freddie's Dead

[Chicken Boo]

How big is the gator?

[Beck Water]

15 minutes ago, Chicken Boo said:

How big is the gator?

 

Unspecified.  Gabe Davis appeared to want more detail on that point

[Aussie Joe]

I would wrestle an alligator but not a crocodile 

[LeGOATski]

I would rassle the alligator if we're not anywhere near water

[Wizard]

I  already know what the result would be if facing an alligator.

 

I may learn something or maybe even win one out of 400 games in chess.

 

I'll take chess for 400, Alex.

[Devilmann]

Easy choice just play chess. I’d play a few games and the rest after the first move flip your king down for the rest and quit and you’d be done in no time. 

[Pete]

Chess - and I’d like it

[bills6969]

Would you rather wrestle an alligator or listen to Colinsworth call a Chiefs game

[Saxum]

In High School I used to play multiple people simultaneously and won inter-school chess tournaments.  My math teacher was in army where he was a grandmaster.  I beat him only once in 3 years. Played a bunch of chess variants after college such as cross chess, blitz chess. drinking chess (pawns were shot glasses, bishops and knights were 4 oz double shot glasses, etc) and when you captured you needed to drink liquid in piece.

 

Right now I am not in shape to wrestle an alligator or play 400 games of chess but I'd choose chess.

Incentive to beating alligator could be you got to eat him.

[Malazan]

2 hours ago, Simon said:

 

Can I just play chess against an alligator?

It would probably be a pretty fair match...

 

betting the house on the gator..

[JoshAllin]

That's nothing I used to love speed chess, could get that many games in a couple of days

[GunnerBill]

Is there a neither option? I am inherently cautious so if it came to it in reality I'd take the chess.

[Just Jack]

Can I play against a Grand Master so every game takes only 10 seconds? 

[SydneyBillsFan]

Can I shoot the alligator between the eyes before wrestling with it?

[unbillievable]

Stare into these crazy eyes for 400 games?

 

Also, not the same stakes.

 

What if you had to win 1 game out of 400 or someone shoots you squid game style...

or wrestle an alligator in the water...

Edited January 22, 2023 by unbillievable

[Since1981]

Lil dirty McKenzie has smart answer. 
Doesn’t want 400 chess but “y’all can’t die from it. “

[John from Riverside]

I actually think it would be kind of cool the wrestling an alligator

 

But no sharks I’m terrified of sharks